[NSFW] Ridiculous Tattoos of Genitals

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Let's hope that tattoos of genitals owners are well-aware that these dicks and vaginas will stay with them until they grow old.

This is not a failed tattoos post, if that's what you assume this is. In fact, most of the tattoos that are featured here are done by good artists. These tattoos have interesting and funny concepts. But it all goes down to the fact that they're still genitals in tattoo form.

As much as possible, I avoid judging the choice of tattoo of others. I always keep in mind what hours of watching Miami Ink taught me about how every tattoo has a story. The first thing I notice in a tattoo is the quality, then the style and the last is the subject. But seeing genital-themed tattoos makes me wonder, first of all, what the hell made them decide to put a vagina on their necks?

Friendly reminder: a person's choice of tattoos are theirs. It's their own decision for their own bodies. And a tattoo's purpose is to promote individuality. But my friends, keep in mind that once the deed is done, it's done. Laser removals aren't all flawless. Some tattoos take years to plan, while others only take a snap. Don't let a temporary laugh leave you with a permanent, dick-shaped scar which will always remind you of the short time when you had the biggest joke to tell your friends.

The Art of  Dan Sinnes Dan Sinnes tattoos in Luxembourg City. He is mostly known for his shunga style in tattooing. Shunga is a Japanese term for erotic art. You can see in many of Sinnes work the illustration of penises and vaginas, often personified and brought alive through Japanese style and elements.

Vagina tattoo
Vagina tattoo
Ridiculous vagina tattoo
Ridiculous vagina tattoo

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Omg!
Frog vagina tattoo
Frog vagina tattoo
Tattoo of Genitals
Tattoo of Genitals
Tattoo of Genitals
Tattoo of Genitals
Spider penis tattoo
Spider penis tattoo
Bird penis tattoo
Bird penis tattoo
Hahaha, ridiculous tattoo of genitals
Hahaha, ridiculous tattoo of genitals

If you keep an open mind in viewing Sinnes art, digging deeper under what's in the surface, you'll admire his expertise in Japanese style tattoos. He pays attention to the balance of bold lines and colors, with the occasional dotwork finish.

Sick neck piece by Sinnes.
Sick neck piece by Sinnes.

Below is a print of Dan Sinnes' Shunga Squad.

Other Shunga style from other artists:
Other Shunga style from other artists:
Tattoo by Kevin Marr.
Tattoo by Kevin Marr.
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.

Traditional Style The following tattoos features genital-themed tattoo done in traditional and western style. Some portray scenarios, pop culture icons, symbols and others are just plain bizarre.

Butterfly cock tattoo by Eric Bush.
Butterfly cock tattoo by Eric Bush.
Tea-sticles tattoo by Mikey Lo. Ball sack-flavored tea, anyone?
Tea-sticles tattoo by Mikey Lo. Ball sack-flavored tea, anyone?
Heart-shaped dick tattoo, artist unknown.
Heart-shaped dick tattoo, artist unknown.
Winged-cock tattoo by Rachael Davies. Now, that is a flying fuck.
Winged-cock tattoo by Rachael Davies. Now, that is a flying fuck.
Lucky dick-leafed clover tattoo, artist unknown.
Lucky dick-leafed clover tattoo, artist unknown.
Dick chasing a pussy tattoo, artist unknown.
Dick chasing a pussy tattoo, artist unknown.
Classy dick tattoo by Toni-Lou. Can't go wrong with that pipe and that monocle.
Classy dick tattoo by Toni-Lou. Can't go wrong with that pipe and that monocle.
Tattoo by Love Life Tattoo in Moscow, Russia.
Tattoo by Love Life Tattoo in Moscow, Russia.
Bag of dicks tattoo, artist unknown.
Bag of dicks tattoo, artist unknown.
Sick tattoo. Artist unknown.
Sick tattoo. Artist unknown.
Tattoo of a six-titted, vagina owl. Artist unknown.
Tattoo of a six-titted, vagina owl. Artist unknown.
Creative tattoo of a vagina shaped like a deer skull. Artist unknown.
Creative tattoo of a vagina shaped like a deer skull. Artist unknown.
Dark tattoo of a naked girl with her hands tied and upside down in a dumpster. By Ryan Parsons.
Dark tattoo of a naked girl with her hands tied and upside down in a dumpster. By Ryan Parsons.
This gives a new meaning for infinity. Tattoo by Tony Urbanik.
This gives a new meaning for infinity. Tattoo by Tony Urbanik.
Another dapper dick tattoo. Artist unknown.
Another dapper dick tattoo. Artist unknown.
Stormtrooper tattoo by Mark Matthews.
Stormtrooper tattoo by Mark Matthews.
Adorable. I would get this. Artist unknown.
Adorable. I would get this. Artist unknown.
I do not have the slightest idea of what's going on here. Artist unknown.
I do not have the slightest idea of what's going on here. Artist unknown.
Highly questionable Nazi tattoo. Artist unknown.
Highly questionable Nazi tattoo. Artist unknown.
Hilarious tattoo by Jesse Smith.
Hilarious tattoo by Jesse Smith.
This is a literal shuttlecock. Or rocketpenis. Artist unknown.
This is a literal shuttlecock. Or rocketpenis. Artist unknown.
Sci-fi Genitalia Tattoos by Nick Baxter
Sci-fi Genitalia Tattoos by Nick Baxter

Nick Baxter currently tattoos in a private studio in Austin, Texas. He has a distinct style in his tattooing which is always reflected in each of his works. He also has done a few tattoos portraying the genitals as subjects, in his excellent sci-fi/realism style.

Tattoo of Genitals
Tattoo of Genitals

The tattoo above is a collaborative work with fellow artist, Carson Hill. Baxter describes it in his website as a 'giant biomechanical penis penetrating a vagina with teeth'. Sick.

Tattoo of Genitals
Tattoo of Genitals

Realistic Tattoos of Genitals Last but certainly not the least, realistic tattoos of genitals, in all it's naked glory. Be warned, things are going to get pretty graphic in here.

Tattoo by Riccardo Cassese.
Tattoo by Riccardo Cassese.
Realistic penis done by Carl Grace.
Realistic penis done by Carl Grace.
Juicy tattoo by Angelito Lopez.
Juicy tattoo by Angelito Lopez.
Tattoo by Manuel Matos.
Tattoo by Manuel Matos.
Vagina tattoo
Vagina tattoo
Tattoo of vagina
Tattoo of vagina
Artists unknown.
Artists unknown.

Like what I said, there are pretty much no rules in deciding which tattoo you want to get for yourself. It only depends on the factors (work, family, relationships, society, etc) that may hinder you from getting the one you really want, no matter how whacked out it is. In the same way you have no control over what people would think and say about the tattoos you have. Tattoos are permanent, all has a story to tell, but not all has a deep meaning behind them. At the end of the day, it's still your body to decorate. We are all accountable for our actions. Despite that, we are in no position to discourage you from  getting tattoos like the ones mentioned above. This post is only to feature and appreciate the said theme. Have a nice day, fellow tattoo enthusiasts :)

Here, have a Dickachu:

Omg, Pikachu penis tattoo
Omg, Pikachu penis tattoo

Note: I was not able to identify the artists of some works that are shown here. If you see your work here or if you can recognize the artist, do comment below. Thank you.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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