(NSFW) 15 Outrageous Penis Tattoos In Unbelievable Places

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To say that these Penis tattoos are bizarre is definitely an understatement. As if the real one isn't enough!

Here are some more of the world's craziest penises tattooed in unbelievable places. Some are surprisingly beautifully rendered, some are just whack. Well, who are we to judge? We absolutely have no idea why these people got it so let's respect them still (hey, it's their skin!). Don't be a dick & just enjoy the bizarreness! ;) What would the world be without some sense of humor?

Funny penis tattoo
Funny penis tattoo

This is totally some crazy shit! Look at that shading! This was definitely done with passion. Awesome new school tattoo by Jesse Smith.

True love / penis and vagina feet tattoo
True love / penis and vagina feet tattoo
Ghost penis...oriental style! Done by an artist named Dan at the Brighton Tattoo convention.
Ghost penis...oriental style! Done by an artist named Dan at the Brighton Tattoo convention.
A portrait of his real one? ;)
A portrait of his real one? ;)

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Penis tattoo on the neck
Penis tattoo on the neck
A crown of little dicks for the ultimate crowning glory. Hey, i never thought of that!
A crown of little dicks for the ultimate crowning glory. Hey, i never thought of that!
Try to beat this! Leg penis tattooo
Try to beat this! Leg penis tattooo
Penis tattoo on the face. Takes a lotta guts to get this on the face. Tattoo by Joel Rocafort.
Penis tattoo on the face. Takes a lotta guts to get this on the face. Tattoo by Joel Rocafort.
Somewhere in the ocean of sperm...
Somewhere in the ocean of sperm...
and the pussy's like :-O !!!
and the pussy's like :-O !!!
and what's more hilarious is that he chose to get only one nut. :)))
and what's more hilarious is that he chose to get only one nut. :)))
Float like a butterfly...
Float like a butterfly...
Stroke this dick for good luck. ;)
Stroke this dick for good luck. ;)
YOLO penis tattoo
YOLO penis tattoo

Why did these people get them?! 'cause HELL-OOOOO?!?!.... YOLO!!!! (you only live once)!!!!! We hope in some strange way, these people inspired you to test your limits and do things no one has ever done before. We hope we got you entertained. Til next time folks! YOLO!;)

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Hi! My name’`s Minnie, writer & Tattooer at Good Hand Tattoo Philippines. We specialize in creating All-original and Custom-designed Traditional tattoos. Please show your support by following our page on Facebook :-)

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