[NSFW] 40 Dick Tattoos That Will Make You Go WTF

Xavier in NSFW

We've shown you the most ridiculous tattoos and so far, they just keep coming (that was a terrible pun, I'm sorry).

Here we are again, back with another series of tattoos that shall make you go WTF. And since it's April Fools, it might not be a good idea to get inked for a discounted 'first-day-of-the-month' price from your friend, Mike.

Don't get me wrong, we've seen worse stuff done by the most terrible scratchers. Sure, bro the linework and the color is pretty good. But are you sure your girlfriend's parents want you back for dinner when they see that blue dong on your neck? Makes us wonder if these guys were actually awake and sober when they had them done.

Warning: Aside, from the NSFW content, we'd like to remind you to stay away from alcohol before you decide that dick tattoos are a good idea. Take it easy, folks. Don't drink and tatt.

by Angelina Krivi from Russia, Moscow
by Angelina Krivi from Russia, Moscow

"The rose is for my mom because that's her favorite flower. And oh, the dick for my dad is pretty self-explanatory."

by Veronica Morris of Grateful Ink Tattoo
by Veronica Morris of Grateful Ink Tattoo

Recent from NSFW

by Jimmy Dahlgren of Hellcat Tattoo Studio in Arvika, Sweden
by Jimmy Dahlgren of Hellcat Tattoo Studio in Arvika, Sweden
by Colin McFadyen of Beneath the Surface Tattoo and Piercing in Scotland
by Colin McFadyen of Beneath the Surface Tattoo and Piercing in Scotland
by Gabe Alvarez of Broken Clover Tattoo in Tucson, AZ
by Gabe Alvarez of Broken Clover Tattoo in Tucson, AZ
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
by Gregg Cruiciani of Long Island Ink in Patchogue, NY
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.
by Craig St. Peter
by Craig St. Peter
by Kevin at Freehold Tattoo
by Kevin at Freehold Tattoo
done at Sick Dogs Tattoo
done at Sick Dogs Tattoo
by Randy Randerson
by Randy Randerson
by Andrew Lovell
by Andrew Lovell
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.
by Gianluca Modesti
by Gianluca Modesti
by Xavier of Vengeance Tattoo Studio in Oahu
by Xavier of Vengeance Tattoo Studio in Oahu
by Cyril "Madball" Gomez of Madball Tattoo in Carson, CA
by Cyril "Madball" Gomez of Madball Tattoo in Carson, CA
by Jade
by Jade
Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.
by Celso of SOL-ROJO Tattoo Studio
by Celso of SOL-ROJO Tattoo Studio
by shaded_skull
by shaded_skull
by Pat Patterson of Aces High Tattoos in Lake Worth, FL
by Pat Patterson of Aces High Tattoos in Lake Worth, FL
by j_pilla1
by j_pilla1
done at SOL-ROJO Tattoo Studio
done at SOL-ROJO Tattoo Studio
by Jared Burn
by Jared Burn
by Justin Tauberschmidt of Angels & Demons Tattoo
by Justin Tauberschmidt of Angels & Demons Tattoo
by Randy Candy
by Randy Candy
by Randy Candy
by Randy Candy
by Jen Jen
by Jen Jen
by Jesse Larkin of Klika Tattoo California
by Jesse Larkin of Klika Tattoo California
by tommytubestattoos
by tommytubestattoos
by Todd Hooper of Big Daddys/Tattoo Mania
by Todd Hooper of Big Daddys/Tattoo Mania
by Bobby Badfellow of Cool Cat Tattoo in Oakland Park, FL
by Bobby Badfellow of Cool Cat Tattoo in Oakland Park, FL
by dongkyu
by dongkyu
by Andrew Ottenhof
by Andrew Ottenhof
by Jenny Grant
by Jenny Grant
by Jesse Williams of Adorned in Vancouver BC, CA
by Jesse Williams of Adorned in Vancouver BC, CA
by Sean Valentovis
by Sean Valentovis
Luckily, Drew Hubbard didn't go through with this.
Luckily, Drew Hubbard didn't go through with this.
by gontrece
by gontrece

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

Follow

More from Author

We Recommend

Recent Staff Picks