[NSFW] WTF Were You Thinking Tattoos: Women's Edition

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Women are crazy. That's what makes them so great. So we really can't blame the tattoo artists who tried to ink these insane tattoos.

Everyone knows no one can stop a woman who fu**ing knows whats she fu**ing wants. And I can only imagine the kind of face you make when you have to sit in front of someone's private parts for a couple hours (and believe me, not in the best way possible).

Insane star face tattoo
Insane star face tattoo

Not all tattoos shown here are fails though, some are just so good they're awkward. And since most of these tattoos can't be normally seen unless you're a persistent pervert, they sound like such a good idea. Maybe after a couple drinks. But seriously, like most tattoos it all depends on the quality and perhaps, the theme if you plan on getting it done in an exposed part of your body (think of the children!).

Armpit tattoos

Firs things first, let's take a look at the general idea of armpit tattoos: THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH. Armpit tattoos can turn out great when they're done right, but we're not exactly jumping at the chance of getting one either.

by Sadie Kennedy
by Sadie Kennedy

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This looks pretty clever and so odd at the same time. It unnerves me.

by Adam Christopher
by Adam Christopher

I bet it does.

Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.

I'm pretty sure she's a nice lady and have a pair of alright-smelling pits but dear, I swear I can almost smell the onion just by looking at this tattoo.

Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.

Haha this is awesome. Uncanny, yes but awesome.

Butt tattoos

Artist unknown.
Artist unknown.

What happens in sexy time damn well must stay in sexy time, son.

Crazy butt tattoo
Crazy butt tattoo
Spank Me Daddy
Spank Me Daddy
Butt Slut tattoo
Butt Slut tattoo
Skeet, skeet, butt tattoo!
Skeet, skeet, butt tattoo!
OMG, crazy butt tattoo
OMG, crazy butt tattoo

On second thought, you might want to save sexy time for later.

Eyebrow tattoos People, how many times are we going to go through this?

Funny cat eyebrows tattoo
Funny cat eyebrows tattoo
Crazy flower eyebrows tattoo
Crazy flower eyebrows tattoo
Crazy eyebrows tattoo
Crazy eyebrows tattoo

[Note: the pictures above seem to be of the same girl, we don't know for sure if those are tattoos or make up but again, the eyebrow tattoo isn't something anyone can pull off. Think twice twelve times.]

Eyebrows on fleek
Eyebrows on fleek
Eyebrows on fleek
Eyebrows on fleek

Crotch tattoos 

Red flags, red flags everywhere. Yes, we are pretty much aware that the vagina is strong as hell and if you ever made a mistake of kicking a woman in there, she'd just stand back up and kick your balls back and leave you bedridden for a week. But just because those crotches can take a kick or two doesn't mean a dozen needles won't hurt. Have you freaking seen this? It's hard to tell if the girl is in pain or in the throes of passion.

This is so wrong in so many levels. And to think about the ones who will actually enjoy this, oh my fod.
This is so wrong in so many levels. And to think about the ones who will actually enjoy this, oh my fod.
Subtle warning, boys and girls.
Subtle warning, boys and girls.
Really subtle warning.
Really subtle warning.
In response to all the pussy-eater lip tattoos of the men who are just as insane.
In response to all the pussy-eater lip tattoos of the men who are just as insane.
Fire crutch tattoo
Fire crutch tattoo
Hell's gate crutch tattoo
Hell's gate crutch tattoo

Lip tattoos 

We have to forgive them on this one since lip tattoos usually lasts almost as long as a hangover does, anyway.

Cum, inner lip tattoo
Cum, inner lip tattoo
Penis inner lip tattoo
Penis inner lip tattoo
Insert here, inner lip tattoo
Insert here, inner lip tattoo

Fan tattoos

Nothing wrong with showing a little fan love to artists you admire, but we're not particularly cheering on these girls who have taken it way over the top.

If you're reading this, it's too late. -drake
If you're reading this, it's too late. -drake
Drake fan tattoo
Drake fan tattoo

Seriously, it's too late. She eventually got beat up for those. Which is so awful, man.

Rihanna portrait tattoo
Rihanna portrait tattoo

If she only had gotten a more skilled artist to do those Rihanna portraits... gotta admire the girl's sheer dedication, though.

Crazy face tattoos
Crazy face tattoos
Kanye butt tattoo
Kanye butt tattoo

It's a triple whammy. Butt tatt? Check. Fan craze-induced ink? Check? Scratcher quality? That's a check. Wait 'til Kanye sees this.

Some of those were really nasty! Damn! Kudos to the artists who nailed it, though!

Ladies getting tattooed
Ladies getting tattooed

Ladies, ladies keep it easy on the inking. Now, maybe we should take a look again at those butterfly tattoos...

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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