30 Face Tattoos That Aren't Gonna Get You Laid
We can't possibly estimate's someone's appeal and performance in the sheets through their face tattoos no matter how shitty.
This is your average tattoo fails list. So sit back and calm your tats. Hopefully, you'll get better face tattoos than these guys.
Before the madness commences, we'll have to let you know not to take this post too seriously. No need to go and type a rant about how ignorant the writer of some bullsh-t article is. You might not agree with some of the things here and think that these people can very well get laid. Well, of course they can.
I mean, unless you belong to the same skinhead herd, or you're both turned on by Hello Kitty, or it could be you're both shitty tattoo enthusiasts, chances are most people won't really get aroused by your sexy face tattoo.
Recent from Funny
"My fist." (Because who the f-ck is Evelyn, am I right?)
Interesting story behind this mugshot:
"Here's the frightening face of split tongued, tattooed David Adam Pate, the man police in South Carolina say killed his pal in the woods. The 24-year-old, whose facial tattoos include a 'joker mouth', teardrops and 'Satan' above his right eye, allegedly murdered 33-year-old Ricky James five weeks ago and left his body for neighborhood children to find. He is seen in this bizarre jail mugshot sticking out his surgically forked tongue and showing off his '974' neck tattoo, which is the sign of street gang Gangster Disciples. He is charged with murder."
We heard he's single.
I think his intentions are pretty clear.
But some women and men won't mind slipping off their knickers from a single doze of that smouldering gaze.
Panties dropping faster than you can say 'felon possession of firearms'.
Accurate personal representation of everyone reading right now.
This is how you do it if you want tattoos that make panties drop.
Still waiting for the "how dare you judge" comments of people who clearly didn't read the italics above and probably have 'Only God Can Judge Me' tattoo.