30 Tattoos You Wish You Could Unsee

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As much as possible, we accept all kinds of themes in tattoos as long as it's well done and not generally offensive.

It's all about self-expression, isn't it? But sometimes people take it way over the edge and express themselves too freely. You're into screwing anything that walks on four legs? Tattoo that shit. And as if that isn't bad enough, they get it done by the neighbourhood scratcher.

Disgusting!
Disgusting!

We're pretty sure your dear momma won't be the biggest fan of your tattoo. But then again, it's your skin bro. Don't let us tell you what you can and can't do. But please, please, please be kind to yourself.

Fucking your mom tattoo
Fucking your mom tattoo
Surprise bloody tampon tattoo! Why would you get a used tampon tattooed on you?
Surprise bloody tampon tattoo! Why would you get a used tampon tattooed on you?
Tampons are for pussies, stupid bloody tattoo
Tampons are for pussies, stupid bloody tattoo

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Should I still ask how on earth did human centipede become a thing?
Should I still ask how on earth did human centipede become a thing?
Eating a rat tattoo
Eating a rat tattoo
WTF tattoos, Maybe your tattoo shouldn't reflect your interests too much.
WTF tattoos, Maybe your tattoo shouldn't reflect your interests too much.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Crazy vagina tattoo
Crazy vagina tattoo

Oh, yeah. We assure you that you can get a quality girlfriend with that tattoo.

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Sonic's dirty little secret... ugliesttattoos.com
Stop butt tattoo
Stop butt tattoo
I think I'd rather get thirsty than 'obey my thirst' from this one.
I think I'd rather get thirsty than 'obey my thirst' from this one.
How do people even make something so trashy from something so innocent like Hello freaking Kitty?
How do people even make something so trashy from something so innocent like Hello freaking Kitty?
Stupid killing tattoo
Stupid killing tattoo
Crazy Mario tattoo
Crazy Mario tattoo

This is really why Mario would cross fire pits and dodge skeleton piranhas for Peach. No wonder he was so persistent.

You'll never see the french fries at Mcdonalds the same way ever again.
You'll never see the french fries at Mcdonalds the same way ever again.
Fisting tattoo
Fisting tattoo
Better lay off a bit from those cupcakes. It's not the cream you were hoping for. Shudder.
Better lay off a bit from those cupcakes. It's not the cream you were hoping for. Shudder.
Does this ruin flamingos for you? I'm so sorry.
Does this ruin flamingos for you? I'm so sorry.
No matter how many times I see this, it's still so, so wrong in so many levels.
No matter how many times I see this, it's still so, so wrong in so many levels.
Why do this to Tupac, man?
Why do this to Tupac, man?
Exit only, do not enter. Stupid back tattoo!
Exit only, do not enter. Stupid back tattoo!
Gigantic scorpion tattoo
Gigantic scorpion tattoo

The placement killed any further potential this tattoo may have. Nobody wants a gigantic scorpion trying to get inside their ass.

When men think their tattoos are so fuc*ing genius.
When men think their tattoos are so fuc*ing genius.
Stupid tattoo
Stupid tattoo

See what I mean?

OMG, naugthy tattoo
OMG, naugthy tattoo
Omg..
Omg..

The worst thing is that's not even a freaking nipple.

Nope, we really think you're a nice, sensible girl.
Nope, we really think you're a nice, sensible girl.
Fantasy tattoo
Fantasy tattoo
The things people do with their nipples. Oh dear.
The things people do with their nipples. Oh dear.
This is why the whole 'brony' thing makes me uncomfortable.
This is why the whole 'brony' thing makes me uncomfortable.
2 girls 1 cup tattoo
2 girls 1 cup tattoo

I feel the need to take a really long shower and scrub myself vigorously with holy water and sulphur soap.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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