40 Clever Uses Of Body Parts With Tattoos

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If you have gone deep enough in the internet, you might be familiar with these funny and crazy tattoos.

They're part of the disarray of entertaining 'SMH' tattoos we can't quite be sure whether the owners have gotten removed yet or not. Nonetheless, they continue to circulate around the interweb, giving us netizens a second or two of amusement.
In this post, it's all about the placement, people! Amazing how people come up with this and we're still researching how drunk or stoned you have to be to spark up an idea to get these permanently on your skin. Here are forty hilarious and clever tattoos that aren't exactly fails but we aren't lining up to get some of these either!

40. Doggie antlers

Give your pet a new look. Until it dies, then get another pet.
Give your pet a new look. Until it dies, then get another pet.

39. Connect the dots

Give your toddler something else to play with as you chat with your girlfriends.
Give your toddler something else to play with as you chat with your girlfriends.
Another one
Another one

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38. A tail

If you're uhm, into that kind of kinky stuff, then sure.
If you're uhm, into that kind of kinky stuff, then sure.
This is already a popular picture that's all over the internet. But boy, do we know other artists who can give this girl a far more kicking job!
This is already a popular picture that's all over the internet. But boy, do we know other artists who can give this girl a far more kicking job!
A variation of the tattoo above. We'd love to see more!
A variation of the tattoo above. We'd love to see more!

35. Little mishaps...

Turn a misfortune into something positive. Your finger won't grow back, but at least that tattoo will stay with you... until you somehow manage to cut off the stump also.
Turn a misfortune into something positive. Your finger won't grow back, but at least that tattoo will stay with you... until you somehow manage to cut off the stump also.
I don't know if I should laugh then feel sorry or feel sorry then laugh.
I don't know if I should laugh then feel sorry or feel sorry then laugh.

33. Yep, just zip that one up

I still feel a bit queasy when I see this tattoo.
I still feel a bit queasy when I see this tattoo.

32. Gator attack!

Armpit-gator!
Armpit-gator!

That looks incredibly painful. And incredibly gooood. More here!

31. Lingerie that lingers

Looks like a mastectomy tattoo because of the absence of visible nipples, but I can be wrong.
Looks like a mastectomy tattoo because of the absence of visible nipples, but I can be wrong.

30. And here's another tail

This actually repulses me more than it should. It's the placement.
This actually repulses me more than it should. It's the placement.

29. Smokers unite!

For all the hardcore smokers in there, just try to ink harder instead guys.
For all the hardcore smokers in there, just try to ink harder instead guys.

28. Unipple

It's the 19th century gentleman's transportation, after all.
It's the 19th century gentleman's transportation, after all.

27. Dat hair

Remember when these things were so big in the 90's? (the dolls, I mean)
Remember when these things were so big in the 90's? (the dolls, I mean)

26.

Awesome finger tattoos done by Adam Griffiths
Awesome finger tattoos done by Adam Griffiths

25.

Just a giraffe licking a nipple
Just a giraffe licking a nipple

24. 

Cutting hedges
Cutting hedges

23. Thug lyf

"Bet you haven't though of that, huh?"
"Bet you haven't though of that, huh?"
A face of a true thug.
A face of a true thug.

22. Rolling in the nip

Sisyphus rolling the nipple
Sisyphus rolling the nipple

It's a shame Adele won't see the humour on this one.

21. Bull...

One word: Ou-fucking-ch. That's not even a word, but yeah.
One word: Ou-fucking-ch. That's not even a word, but yeah.

20. Dat beard

The things men like to do with their nipples...
The things men like to do with their nipples...

19.

See what I mean?
See what I mean?

18. Anti-flirt

Cool skull and great placement
Cool skull and great placement
...one more
...one more

These girls show how they ward off unwanted admirers.

17. Sick!

And this man shows how he makes friends with the tattooed community.
And this man shows how he makes friends with the tattooed community.

16. The early bird...

It's a really good design, not only a clever idea!
It's a really good design, not only a clever idea!

15. Put a cig in it

Because every badass must have a skull tattoo and smoke cigarettes.
Because every badass must have a skull tattoo and smoke cigarettes.

14. Señor Neck Lock

That guy might have had him in a neck lock but we all know who's the winner here.
That guy might have had him in a neck lock but we all know who's the winner here.

13. Amputee tattoo

Done by Valio Ska
Done by Valio Ska

Mad props to this guy.

12.

Bow and arrow
Bow and arrow

We are giving the girls (and guys!) something else to tattoo on themselves other than another feather or bird silhouette tattoo.

11. Paint the town red

For the woman who loves her makeup as much as she loves her ink.
For the woman who loves her makeup as much as she loves her ink.

10. Hannah Snowdon's shears

Hannah Snowdon has a cool-looking pair of scissors on her palm. We bet it makes for some interesting action with Oliver Sykes.
Hannah Snowdon has a cool-looking pair of scissors on her palm. We bet it makes for some interesting action with Oliver Sykes.

9. Trampoline

I've tried this with a Sharpie once and it is true, boredom killed.
I've tried this with a Sharpie once and it is true, boredom killed.

8. Don't squeeze the poor little kitty!

It's ballpen art, but still would have made a quite amusing tattoo.
It's ballpen art, but still would have made a quite amusing tattoo.

7. Cry some manly tears

Cry baby
Cry baby

6. Measure on the go

This can be really handy in many situations. I know what you're thinking, girls (and gays), I know what you're thinking.
This can be really handy in many situations. I know what you're thinking, girls (and gays), I know what you're thinking.

5. Where the grass is fairer

This can be really handy in many situations. I know what you're thinking, girls (and gays), I know what you're thinking.
This can be really handy in many situations. I know what you're thinking, girls (and gays), I know what you're thinking.

This is how you face old age, my dear men.

4. Cut here

A er, toe-in-cheek way to deal with a little body aberration!
A er, toe-in-cheek way to deal with a little body aberration!

3. Telescoping~

I know, I know. I should focus on the telescope but look at those eye bulges!!!
I know, I know. I should focus on the telescope but look at those eye bulges!!!

2. Zip it

It's probably just body paint or makeup but it still looks sick!
It's probably just body paint or makeup but it still looks sick!

1. HER FACE LOOK AT THAT PRICELESS EXPRESSION

This is actually body paint art by Hikaru Cho, but still though, this is awesome!
This is actually body paint art by Hikaru Cho, but still though, this is awesome!

We'd love to see you do better than these!

[Disclaimer: We own none of the tattoos/pictures shown here. Credit to their respective owners.]

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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