Why You Should Get A Tattooed Woman in the Sheets (NSFW)

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The answer is pretty obvious. Tattoos are loads awesome. And it's because their tattoos only add up to their beauty.

But past how women look even more of pieces of art with tattoos, let's find out why you're not the only one who thinks tattooed women are so damn fine.

Even back then, the tattooed women of the tribe are regarded as the most beautiful. That's some nice beauty standard, don't you think? And of course, tattoos are a great example of how true, 'beauty is pain' is. Since the beginning of time, adorning the human body for the sake of the appearance is a practice us the human race are concerned with. Though the standards of beauty has always been diverse, there's no denying that a woman with some ink has her own appeal as opposed to one who doesn't. A naturally beautiful woman is a sight to behold, put on some tattoos on her skin and things just got more interesting.

Ashley Holat
Ashley Holat
IMustBeDead
IMustBeDead

Before we get any further from the subject, let me just tell you not to be fooled by the title. It's not like we're suggesting that these types of women are only good for the night. Everyone's different and we're not saying some sh-t like tattooed women are sluts or anything. Still your choice, and we don't want to hear about your sexual habits. That's private. All we're saying is, tattooed women are hot and you're one lucky son of a b-tch if you're dating one.

So why exactly should you get past third base with a tattooed lady?

Let's start with the obvious

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Julie Becker photo by Warwick Saint

Her tattoos! They're so glorious to look at. You  see a half-sleeve on the first date and it won't take long before you start wondering where else in that sweet body does she have some ink. Does she have one on her V line? Perhaps, an underbutt? There's only one way to find out.

And it's not just that. Picture this: you're on a date with a lovely petite girl and you're both right in the middle of the conversation she talks about the large Japanese style tiger she has on her back. Suddenly, you can't wait to take that dress off to see for yourself.

You'll bond in more ways than one

photo by Jamie Ibarra
photo by Jamie Ibarra

Because looking great together is just the tip of it all.

Think about it, having someone to get excited about tattoos with, admiring other people's tattoos together, debating whether you should get another tattoo next month or not, even getting tattoos together; there are a lot of possibilities. There will be less fights about your tattoos as opposed to dating a woman who does not understand the deal with tattoos. Things are good.

Games played in bed are much fun with tattoos, don't you think?
Games played in bed are much fun with tattoos, don't you think?

She's good with a bit of pain

Tattooing
Tattooing

She's not a pussy. OK, SCRATCH THAT. Pussies are f-cking strong, man. Kick a girl in the crotch and we bet you nine out of ten, she's gonna stand back up and kick you right back in the crotch and leave you in a semi-coma. Poor balls.

Tattoos of Crossfit
Tattoos of Crossfit

But seriously though, there's something not to take lightly with a girl who'd go through a dozen needles poking through her skin a minute. She's down for things that may or may not cause injury. You won't have to say goodbye to your Harley, after all. Besides, if you're pretty well-endowed, you won't have to worry if she's gonna back out from your uhm, challenge.

She is no cheapskate

Yours Clothing
Yours Clothing

It's always been an issue around the tattooed community regarding the link of employment and tattoos. But actually we're starting to see the big picture. The law protects people with tattoos but it doesn't have a federal coverage in the workplace.

And read this:

76% of employees feel tattoos and piercings hurt your job interview chances.

However, 73% of people say they would hire staff that had visible tattoos.

6% of tattooed people say they wouldn’t hire someone with visible ink.

Only 4% of tattooed or pierced people say they've actually faced discrimination in their current job.

CWJ Ltd.
CWJ Ltd.

Bottomline is no, she's not gonna ask you to pay for your tattoos.

Artception/Creativity

Total Chaos Photography
Total Chaos Photography

I'd love to meet anyone who has a large, beautiful intricate tattoo and tell me that he or she isn't into art. If that type of hypocrite actually exists. One of the perks of being with a tattooed woman is her taste for aesthetics. She might be the one to appreciate your fascination with works painted with condiments that all your exes never got.

Emma Hall
Emma Hall

And have you ever been with a female artist? I know how some men and women complain about the 'artist's issues' but perhaps some of them can't take these creatures. Creativity isn't limited to the canvass but there's a higher chance that she can think of ways to turn your bedroom (or anywhere you like to hump each other) activities into a masterpiece experience.

photo by me-ki / Flickr
photo by me-ki / Flickr

And physically, it's art on art. Messing with a stunning piece of art with another piece of art has never looked so good. And think about the beautiful mess you'll make out of the sheets.

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Tattooed couple

If you're doubting us, go check researches (yes, they actually research about these sort of things). It says here, people with body modifications 'were more sexually active' and the frequency of sexual intercourses was statistically higher and oral sex was more likely to be a dominant sexual activity in adults with BM [body modifications]'

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Source: Tumblr

If you're worrying about how you might tire her with your drive, you'd be surprised.

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Tattooed girl

Tattooed girls (and guys!) aren't what people would think are the ideal candidates to take home to meet their parents but that's if your parents are a bit of a-holes. Let her spend a few afternoons at your parent's house and see how that works out. Before you know it she might have convinced your mum into getting a first tattoo soon!

SEXY AS F***

Levy Tran
Levy Tran

I think that's something we can agree on. The bigger the better. It's pretty obvious who you should go for between a woman with a 32a and a complete package of a three-fourth sleeve, underboob and thigh pieces [etc] and one whose only body modification is a bra size that's a bit too much than what her chest skin can handle.

They're fun to look at dressed, and they're a sight to behold when disrobed. You get the best of both worlds.

Go and get some.

Tattooed girl
Tattooed girl

Xavier

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When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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