25 eCards For Every Tattoodo Reader

Xavier in Funny

If you liked our last eCards post, then you're at the right place. Here's another round of tattoo-related eCards you'll probably relate to.

1. That feeling when you finally get your month's pay check
1. That feeling when you finally get your month's pay check

Which means ramen dinners for the rest of the month.

2. It's a true FirstWorldProblems tragedy
2. It's a true #FirstWorldProblems tragedy
3. The struggle is so real
3. The struggle is so real

They usually live in some place in Europe and the fare is usually almost as expensive as the tattoo itself.

4. All I want for Christmas is...
4. All I want for Christmas is...

Recent from Funny

Santa be like, “How about that dragon you asked for twelve Christmases ago?”

5. Butthurt rushing in 1, 2, 3...
5. Butthurt rushing in 1, 2, 3...
6. Here we go with shitty tattoos again
6. Here we go with shitty tattoos again
7. YES!
7. YES!
8. Bliss!
8. Bliss!

That afterglow you get after a nice, long tattoo session.

9. This is how we must raise the children of the tattooed tribe
9. This is how we must raise the children of the tattooed tribe
1o. This could be me, but my mum don't play that shit
1o. This could be me, but my mum don't play that shit

My mum would have punched me in the gut and kicked me twice.

11. Y do u do dis Tattoodo
11. Y do u do dis Tattoodo

“Yes, how much would a 3x3 inch trash polka tattoo cost?”

12. The problem with good-looking bearded men with tattoos
12. The problem with good-looking bearded men with tattoos
Infinity tattoo fail
Infinity tattoo fail
13.SMH
13.SMH

Know what I mean?

14. 2am thoughts
14. 2am thoughts
Random tattoo
Random tattoo

You may rest easy now.

15. Aw, man. Come on, really?
15. Aw, man. Come on, really?

“Your tattoos are just as trashy as you are.” Really? Are you still even trying?

16. FFS, it's 2015, people
16. FFS, it's 2015, people

We don't really care if a $50 dollar tattoo looks pretty much the same to you as a $500 dollar one because we see no difference between you either and the garbage can.

17. Here's to growing old and wise
17. Here's to growing old and wise

By then, we'd have all ran out of f-cks to give.

18. On scrolling through Tattoodo
18. On scrolling through Tattoodo

You feel me?

19. For the tattooed Gambit searching for his Rogue
19. For the tattooed Gambit searching for his Rogue
20. That look you give another finely tattooed gentleman
20. That look you give another finely tattooed gentleman
21. For those too sensitive with jargons and lingos
21. For those too sensitive with jargons and lingos
GIF
GIF
22. Am I right, ladies?
22. Am I right, ladies?
Sorry!
Sorry!
23. When dealing with people who just can't understand how much you don't give a rat's fart about their opinions
23. When dealing with people who just can't understand how much you don't give a rat's fart about their opinions
24. Hot people and bad tattoos = ugh, why
24. Hot people and bad tattoos = ugh, why
25. Got Alex Strangler?
25. Got Alex Strangler?

The love for Alex Strangler in this post is—

Over the limits!
Over the limits!

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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