...At Least They Didn't Get Tattooed Drunk

Xavier in Funny

We all know - one shall not get tattooed while drunk. That's one of the most basic principles in the modern world of the legal aged-people.

You don't look back at some 'good times' you had with your cousin who just got his kit, which he bought from Amazon, delivered. And after a drink too many, you stepped right up to offer your skin as sacrifice towards your cousin's budding tattoo career. You're lucky if he knows how to spell. But sucks for you if your cousin does not happen to be as gifted as artists like Oscar Akermo.

being drunk is a full time job
being drunk is a full time job
Alcohol equals fun
Alcohol equals fun

Unless you're sober, straightedge, underaged, alcohol-intolerant, or whatever, chances are you probably enjoy a drink or two just as much as the next guy. Sometimes, we need alcohol to liven things up a bit. Though for some reason, others think it's perfectly normal to drink for no reason. If you're on of those, we really do hope you've got some kind of bladder made of steel. And a very, very high alcohol tolerance. Nobody wants to be the first guy who passes out at a party. In a house where people own Sharpie markers.

The night before:

drunk dance-off
drunk dance-off
alcohol consumption
alcohol consumption

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last drink, and I go home.
last drink, and I go home.

The day after:

Source
Source
I don't know if that Ken doll dildo isn't the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
I don't know if that Ken doll dildo isn't the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
It's a team effort.
It's a team effort.
Totally worth the half an hour and the one and a half Sharpie wasted.
Totally worth the half an hour and the one and a half Sharpie wasted.
Totally worth it.
Totally worth it.
There shall be dicks.
There shall be dicks.
And more dicks.
And more dicks.
There's going to be some real talk happening.
There's going to be some real talk happening.
This is what happens when you get drunk with geeks.
This is what happens when you get drunk with geeks.
Stan Lee approves.
Stan Lee approves.
Aren't you glad silver Sharpie markers exist?
Aren't you glad silver Sharpie markers exist?
I am impressed by the creativity.
I am impressed by the creativity.
Red markers make a really disturbing and misleading hangover scene.
Red markers make a really disturbing and misleading hangover scene.
I wonder who woke up first.
I wonder who woke up first.
This is so disturbing, man. I hope you're not reading this at night.
This is so disturbing, man. I hope you're not reading this at night.
drunk clown face
drunk clown face
I am so appalled yet so fascinated.
I am so appalled yet so fascinated.
Not even your biceps can save you now.
Not even your biceps can save you now.
But if I had cool friends who could draw like that with a freaking Sharpie, I wouldn't mind passing out first.
But if I had cool friends who could draw like that with a freaking Sharpie, I wouldn't mind passing out first.
I've been laughing at this the whole day.
I've been laughing at this the whole day.
Really, don't get drunk with friends who can draw. They're worse than those who can't.
Really, don't get drunk with friends who can draw. They're worse than those who can't.
poor girl, or man..
poor girl, or man..
NASTY.
NASTY.
Perfectly acceptable reaction.
Perfectly acceptable reaction.

But surely, at least they didn't get tattooed drunk.

let's have one more drink
let's have one more drink

There's more caution here.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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