...At Least They Didn't Get Tattooed Drunk
We all know - one shall not get tattooed while drunk. That's one of the most basic principles in the modern world of the legal aged-people.
You don't look back at some 'good times' you had with your cousin who just got his kit, which he bought from Amazon, delivered. And after a drink too many, you stepped right up to offer your skin as sacrifice towards your cousin's budding tattoo career. You're lucky if he knows how to spell. But sucks for you if your cousin does not happen to be as gifted as artists like Oscar Akermo.
Unless you're sober, straightedge, underaged, alcohol-intolerant, or whatever, chances are you probably enjoy a drink or two just as much as the next guy. Sometimes, we need alcohol to liven things up a bit. Though for some reason, others think it's perfectly normal to drink for no reason. If you're on of those, we really do hope you've got some kind of bladder made of steel. And a very, very high alcohol tolerance. Nobody wants to be the first guy who passes out at a party. In a house where people own Sharpie markers.
The night before:
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The day after:
But surely, at least they didn't get tattooed drunk.
There's more caution here.