[NSFW] Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

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Cheers to the rest of you who have as much life as me, occasionally spent on binge-watching TV series.

So, shout out to all the Tattoodo readers who were just as psyched to see the striking Ruby Rose in all her tattooed glory recently in 'Orange is the New Black' on its third season. But to those of you who are giving us the blank stare treatment right now, get your arse in here. Man, do you need some education.

Last year, Ruby Rose starred in a moving short film about gender fluidity, 'Break Free', which was was also written by her. But tough luck to the rest of us, this dazzling, OZ beauty got engaged to Phoebe Dahl (yes, the granddaughter of everyone's favourite children's author Roald Dahl) last year. That isn't stopping us from fantasizing getting cuffed with her for a night, though.

And being gender fluid never really changed how we see her, if anything, it only added to her appeal.
And being gender fluid never really changed how we see her, if anything, it only added to her appeal.
In fact, she makes a straight woman's sexuality be questioned.
In fact, she makes a straight woman's sexuality be questioned.
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
Alex and Piper
Alex and Piper

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But lately, she's heating up the jail cells with a supposed love triangle with OITNB hotties, Alex and Piper.

Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose

And then this happened.

Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
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Pictured: Ruby Rose, Image: 250080923, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Credit line: Profimedia, Planet
She makes us want to commit some nasty crimes to get locked in with her.
She makes us want to commit some nasty crimes to get locked in with her.
So please, cuff us to her slammer.
So please, cuff us to her slammer.
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose

But really, it's not just the androgynous sex appeal Ruby Rose has that's got us falling in love with her. She's oozing with sheer confidence and swagger.

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Image: 189186452, Model Release: no, Credit line: Profimedia, Xposurephotos

And the tatts? Come on.

I'd chill with her any time, dude. Everything else can wait.
I'd chill with her any time, dude. Everything else can wait.
She's not just for eye candy either.
She's not just for eye candy either.
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose

As much as we want to go bi for her, it won't change the fact that she's happily betrothed to Phoebe Dahl, though. Sigh.

Awesome!
Awesome!

Okay, we get it.

You. Two. Are. Glorious.
You. Two. Are. Glorious.
Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl, making everyone else feel single since 2014.
Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl, making everyone else feel single since 2014.
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It would be nice to be a pet pig right now.
It would be nice to be a pet pig right now.
Us, after scrolling through a page of Ruby Rose.
Us, after scrolling through a page of Ruby Rose.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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