If you're anything like me, being around cops probably makes you uncomfortable and irritated.
It's like, there's a hundred things you might have done that might have crossed an inch within the lines of law or you may have offended these thugs in some way. Could I have snorted coke while sleeping and their highly-trained noses can detect it? Is wearing a hoodie in the middle of July against the law? There's no telling. I know I don't really have anything to be guilty of (in the moment, at least) but there's something about cops that gives you that feeling you can't shake off.
This time, though, it's a perfectly normal gesture to feel slightly uncomfortable around this man in the blue. Ladies and gents, meet Deputy Miguel Pimentel, the cop you want around the next time you feel like committing a crime (please don't). The 33-year-old has been getting quite the attention lately since his post-work out photos have gone viral in Facebook and Twitter. And his sleeve, oh, the sleeve!
Girls have been tweeting the Sheriff's Deputy their cop fantasies and he seems to be rather amused about it. It's usually the “cuff me” or “I've been a bad girl” lines but with savage creatures in heat for a ripped police offficer, imagination is the limit. He shares with Daily Mail some of the weirdest things girls and guys are tweeting him, “They'll say things in Spanish like, 'Oh I want him to handcuff me,' or 'I want to take him into the back room.”
Before it's too late and before you start planning to commit a felony in an elaborate plan which includes you ending up having a hot affair with a certain cop named Miguel Pimentel in New York, I'll have to break it to you that Deputy Pimentel is happily taken. Even his mother approves of her. Forget I said that and carry on drooling for this looker.
Oh, did we mention that he's a former Marine who's served ten years serving the country in Iraq and Afghanistan? I don't know about you but I get a total lady hard-on for Marines.
And this isn't really going to surprise you but just so you know, he's an amateur bodybuilder.
Forget the donut tummy cops on TV who can't even run faster than your grandmother, and bite on this. From his Instagram posts, it's very obvious that Deputy Pimentel takes care of his physique very well. Can't skip leg day or the mice will get away, can we?
According to Cosmopolitan, Playgirl has even offered him to pose for a nude, cop-themed shoot but had to decline because his girlfriend wasn't too keen on the idea. That's a keeper right there.
At least tell us which gym you work out at?
His newfound internet fame may have caused him relentless teasing from his fellow cops, but hey, they aren't the ones getting the chicks begging to get arrested, are they?
Just cruising around with his hot co-workers.
Cuddling and dogs. We're crying.
We love a man we can bond over with tattoos.
There's more shirless selfies of the ripped Sheriff's Deputy here. Easy now.