24 Tattooed Men Who Put The Hot In Mugshot

Xavier in Funny

Not according to us anyway, but there's apparently a considerable amount of women who find these mugshot lads, hot.

Therefore, the rise of the hot mugshots.

Glee
Glee

Warning: Sarcasm Alright, before you go after me, know that I personally don't find most of these men as what I would describe as ‘hot’. Besides, most of them have horrible tattoos. But some people find these men oddly attractive—even more, in their mugshots. I mean sure, few of them are fine-looking blokes but when you think about what some of them might have done to get those pictures snapped... It's a whole different story.

But that's not changing how some people actually get aroused by these kinds of men. I mean, do you know how many women still want to bang Charles freaking Manson years after his notorious stunts? It's called Hybristophilia. But I don't know, maybe it's just me. I'm not quite sure if some of you will find these lads hot AF.

Pictured, Jeremy Meeks
Pictured, Jeremy Meeks
Jeremy Meeks
Jeremy Meeks

Jeremy Meeks probably has the most famous famous mugshot of somebody who's not a celebrity. He's been arrested for felony weapon charges. But that's not the only thing some people want to arrest him for. Shortly after the county jail posted his mugshot online, it went viral due to his ‘smouldering, blue-eyed gaze’. Women can't get enough of his blue eyes, dark skin, and those lips of his.

The 30-year-old even received modelling offers from agencies who would sign him up on the spot when he gets out of jail. Meeks is apparently looking forward to it, hoping to turn his life around.

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Mugshot

Is it just me or does he look like a healthier Macaulay Culkin? I mean, sure heroine while working out I guess.

Oh, and you probably don't want to know what this blond might have been involved in. I looked into it and all that came up was ‘coyote bestiality’. Let it sink in.

Mugshot
Mugshot
Pictured, Michael Campbell
Pictured, Michael Campbell

Think Michael has that look in him? You don't want to see how his latest mugshot turned out, though. We're working on that one.

Pictured, Bryan Reynolds
Pictured, Bryan Reynolds
Pictured at Putnam County Sheriff’s Office, Florida / Charge(s): non moving traffic violation
Pictured at Putnam County Sheriff’s Office, Florida / Charge(s): non moving traffic violation

Got you jaywalking with that killer smile. Does that make him guilty of murder too?

Pictured, Kevin Sayre.
Pictured, Kevin Sayre.

He looks as if he's straight out of a 90's boyband, don't you think?

Pictured at Highlands County Sheriff’s Office, Florida / Charge(s): Marijuana possession
Pictured at Highlands County Sheriff’s Office, Florida / Charge(s): Marijuana possession

Forget netflix and chill, how about chronic and chill?

Hot
Hot
Charges: Marijuana-Possession/Use, Drug Paraphernalia-Possession/Use
Charges: Marijuana-Possession/Use, Drug Paraphernalia-Possession/Use

Okay, now you got me. Chronic and chill sounds good with this fine lad.

What can I say?
What can I say?
Pictured at Escambia County, Florida / Charge(s): Robbery
Pictured at Escambia County, Florida / Charge(s): Robbery
Pictured, Robert L. English
Pictured, Robert L. English

Baby, he'd take a bullet for you. That was a terrible joke. Forgive me. Please.

Mugshot
Mugshot

Ah, a man of aesthetic.

Pictured at Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office / Charge(s): Disorderly Conduct, Criminal Trespassing
Pictured at Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office / Charge(s): Disorderly Conduct, Criminal Trespassing
Two words: Bedroom eyes.
Two words: Bedroom eyes.
Hot hot hot
Hot hot hot
Mugshot
Mugshot
Mugshot
Mugshot

Have you seen somebody with more majestic hair on a mugshot?

Blessed with that wide-eyed gaze.
#Blessed with that wide-eyed gaze.
You may run your hands on those locks during conjugal visits.
You may run your hands on those locks during conjugal visits.
You can be the Bonnie to his Clyde, darling.
You can be the Bonnie to his Clyde, darling.
Your cellblock or mine?
Your cellblock or mine?
Mugshot
Mugshot
Pictured,
Pictured,

Demon on the streets and uhm, demon in the sheets. Debatable.

Pictured, Kevin Sayre
Pictured, Kevin Sayre

You don't want to find out what this hazel-eyed ‘bae’ did to his own bae, though.

Pictured, Ian Watkins of Lostprophets
Pictured, Ian Watkins of Lostprophets

Okay, that's it. This is getting ridiculous. I can't believe some people actually still find Ian Watkins attractive. No amount of  beard and tattoos is going to change the fact that this guy is a sick, sick monster. No more hot mugshots, people. Move along.

Mugshot
Mugshot

Tattooed women who put the ‘hot’ in mugshot next time, maybe? Again, sarcasm.

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When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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