Feminist Tattoos Gone Wrong

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This is definitely not how you do feminist tattoos. SMH.

Why?
Why?

We brought you some of the best and most righteous feminist tattoos before. And although we carefully picked tattoos that thoroughly scream “GRL PWR” in all the right ways, we still got backlash from men and women who are under the impression that all feminists are vicious misandrists who believe that women are superior over every any-fucking-thing (except for cats) and women with a distaste for bras and shaving.

Well, let us show you how bad feminist tattoos are really done, clarifying as much as I can with my existential knowledge on feminism—coming from somebody who does not generally categorise herself as a feminist.

Pretty much.
Pretty much.
A strong and popular feminist symbol only to be ruined by an ugly splotch of purple
A strong and popular feminist symbol only to be ruined by an ugly splotch of purple
Tattoo gone wrong
Tattoo gone wrong

This isn't how you do stick ‘n’ poke tattoos either.

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Feminist tattoo gone wrong
Feminist tattoo gone wrong

You guys know that nobody wants to see a dick tattoo. The same goes for all sorts of genitals known to man. Sure, we're all for loving your vaginas and I'm sure we can all agree that they're freaking amazing.

But if you must, at least go to a good tattoo artist. And what's up with the blue flaps on the bottom, dude?

For the love of ink, go to a good tattoo artist dear feminist. We'll gladly hook you up.
For the love of ink, go to a good tattoo artist dear feminist. We'll gladly hook you up.
This one's done well enough but the cause behind it is what's giving feminism a blurry and obnoxious reputation.
This one's done well enough but the cause behind it is what's giving feminism a blurry and obnoxious reputation.

Not all feminists are misandrists and misandry does not automatically make you a feminist. Besides, misogyny is just as hated as femin(az)ism these days so I don't think it's very fair to wear misandry with a place of pride in your sleeve because if it read “misogyny,” I doubt it won't be going straight to Buzzfeed or something and get roasted with at least 94 comments.

Again, change the male to female and see how good that sounds.
Again, change the male to female and see how good that sounds.

Since when did feminism suddenly become about hating men, women>men, and being so bloody vile? In that case, I doubt they actually understand the point of the movement.

Here's a more detailed variation of the tattoo above.
Here's a more detailed variation of the tattoo above.

And for crying out loud, just because I'm chastising these misguided feminists in this particular post doesn't mean that I support male rapists, catcallers, and paedophiles. It takes a surprisingly low count of brain cells to argue with that.

Real feminists are fucking awesome warrior queens who believe that they have every right to everything else that regular men normally enjoy and often take for granted—freeing their man-nipples, for example.

If you're interested, this is our exact reaction.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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