[Nsfw] Australian Pricasso Who Paints With His Dick (Warning Nudity)

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You read that right. A man who paints with his dick. His what? His dick.

Australian Pricasso himself
Australian Pricasso himself

“There are millions of artists in the world... but only one who paints with his penis!” That's how Pricasso's website introduces him as. Well, it's pretty straight-to-the-point just the way it needs to be. This is the part where you'd be too revolted and way too fascinated to react. I bet you have a lot of questions. There, there.

Tim Patch
Tim Patch

Pricasso is an Australian performance artist named Tim Patch. He's been painting with unconventional techniques for eight years now. He's frequents Sexpo Australia and has travelled all over the continent for his live performances.

Pricasso with his girls
Pricasso with his girls

But if there's something you need to know about Pricasso's paintings are actually pretty good. For something painted using a dick, the portraits are really good. They hit all the right uhm, spots and the portraits

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Posing with his masterpiece
Posing with his masterpiece

He claims that he can paint 20 portraits a day and he also accepts live performances for clubs, parties and events.

Another awesome portrait
Another awesome portrait

But the D isn't everything Pricasso uses in his paintings. “I quickly worked out that I could speed up by using my testicles and butt cheeks to cover large areas in no time at all. Only recently do I paint the edges using my butt crack – I call it the credit card swipe,” he shares with Buzzfeed. Yep, still no brushes.

Pricasso in action
Pricasso in action

Of course, he's exactly the type of guy to get his website URL tattooed on his back.

Twelve paintings. Three and a half hours. One dick.
Twelve paintings. Three and a half hours. One dick.
Pricasso
Pricasso

But seriously though, have you seen a man pull off such top hats?!? With matching go-go boots, man. Go-go boots.

Tim Patch with his muse
Tim Patch with his muse

By now, you got used to the NSFW theme because rather than get hot and bothered like you should naturally be, you end up not knowing how to feel about all this,

He's a guy who seems like he's having a lot of fun with his life.
He's a guy who seems like he's having a lot of fun with his life.
Ri-dick-ulous.
Ri-dick-ulous.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Living the life.
Living the life.
What do you think?
What do you think?

I've always known we're going to write about a guy who paints with his dick someday.

Here's a video of Pricasso in action. Still in the mood for some genitals in the form of tattoos? Bite me.

Xavier

@Xavier

When she's not writing for Tattoodo, Xavier likes experimenting with art and organizing local music shows. We're kidding, she's probably asleep. Follow her on Instagram @claudia_strife

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