Bodyshockers: Prankster Husband With Dick Tattoo Learns The HARD Way
“World's Most Annoying Husband” Stuart Valentino enlists the help of Channel 4's Bodyshockers to finally get rid of an embarrassing tattoo.
Stuart Valentino from Portsmouth, England learned the lesson ‘think before you ink’ the hard way - and that was after he was kicked out from their home last year.
Straight from a drunken night out with his best bud, this 34-year old father of four did a DIY six-and-a-half inch, hand-drawn penis on his inner thigh using a tattoo gun which his wife Samantha gave him for Christmas.
He thought the phallic tattoo would be funny and everyone will love it – just like the other pranks he made on his family. This one backfired on him.
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His wife and children were furious to see the inking, Samantha said in an interview with Channel 4's Bodyshockers, ‘It is stupid, it looks like a toddler drew it. What married man and a father of four gets [from] a giant penis tattooed on [his] their leg?’
Prior to this epic fail DIY tattoo, this guy was dubbed as the ‘world's most annoying husband’. He uploaded videos on YouTube playing pranks on his family that included drawing a monkey’s face on his wife’s bottom while she was sleeping, making her vomit for pretending to eat a cat poop, and slapping his family members with fish one weekend.
Since Stuart got the phallic tattoo, his wife forbade him to go swimming with their three-year old daughter and it is one of his greatest regrets. He can’t be wearing shorts with this tat hanging on his leg as other parents could get him arrested and even lose his job as a lorry driver.
‘It is the worst thing I have ever done. I have upset a lot of people I love,’ Stuart said.
Today, Stuart and Samantha had got back together. Stuart is also undergoing a three session of laser surgery to remove his phallic ink amid his fear of how painful it would be.
‘It would be nothing compared to the embarrassment you live now,’ said Katie Piper to calm him. Katie is Channel 4 television series Bodyshockers presenter about people who have to undergo body-altering procedures and those who regret procedures they have had.
Stuart is excited to start all over again without his ‘second penis’. Indeed, there are lessons meant to be learned the hard way. Catch them on the newest season of Channel 4 's Bodyshockers.