Britney Spears Is Tattooed, Practically Naked & Dancing

Okay, so maybe the tattoos are fake. But it doesn't matter because, well- It's Britney, bitch.
Britney Spears recently took to Instagram to tease her fans (aka, everyone on the planet.. you're a fucking liar if you say you don't like at least one Britney song) with a clip from an upcoming music video she's apparently in the midst of filming. Britney has been keeping plenty busy with her wildly successful show in Las Vegas, but it's been a minute since she released a new single- let alone a music video. Raise your hand if you're fucking stoked.
screenshot of teaser video via Instagram
Anyway, Britney's looking fly as hell in the teaser. She's stripped down to basically nothing, her body looks SICK and- the most intriguing part- she's sporting a couple of enormous tattoos. I definitely did a double take when I saw them- however, with a little digging, I can officially (and unfortunately) confirm that they're fake. Britney is no stranger to tattoos, but I'm not gonna lie- I would have given her some major props for taking the dive and getting some big, bold pieces like that. Oh well. Someday.
screenshot of teaser video via Instagram
This teaser's got me wondering though, what the hell is going on in this video?! Why is she decked out in tattoos? What's the significance? Maybe there's no reason, or maybe there's some badass storyline here, waiting to unfold.. I don't know. But I can't wait to see what Brit's got in store for this one. Here's hoping she goes all "Toxic" on us again with multiple personalities and a whole lotta ass kicking.
Take a look at the video below and see for yourself!