Any kid who grew up after DC Comics either wanted to be Batman or Superman. It's all about who gets the superpowers or the batmobile. And you don't have to stop pretending you're either these two if it means you have to grow up. Everyone can suck it if you want to turn your sheets into a cape and stand on the verge of your bed because. Gotham is in grave danger. Of course, I chose the fucking batmobile
And with yet another epic superhero movie on the dock, we're getting our makeshift capes and battle to the death with our superhero tattoos. Whose side are you on, punk?