Pretty unfortunate.. tattoofails dirtytattoos

The Girl With The Penis Tattoo Is Finally Getting That S*** Covered

The woman who was tragically tricked into receiving a very dirty tattoo instead of the design she wanted is finally getting some justice.

katievidan in Stories

Imagine getting a tattoo, going home, and realizing that some of the lines are a little crooked, or the shading looks uneven. That would be pretty annoying, right? 

Now, imagine getting a tattoo, going home, and realizing that instead of the design you asked for, the artist tattooed a FUCKING DICK ON YOUR BACK. 

Yeah, I wouldn't be too stoked either. But that's what happened to this poor 21-year-old Austrian woman after she asked her pal- also a 21-year-old- "hobby tattooist" (aka scratcher) for a simple, peaceful ying yang tattoo on her back. He drew the correct stencil, showed it to her, got her approval- and then totally went rogue. Homegirl went home to find a horribly rendered penis along with the words "FUCK YOU" tattooed on her back instead of a zen little ying yang. Some friend, am I right?

katievidan
From Tattoodo App
Pretty unfortunate.. tattoofails dirtytattoos
Pretty unfortunate.. #tattoofails #dirtytattoos

The "artist"- and I'm using that term VERY loosely- was charged accordingly with causing bodily harm (among other things) and taken to court. When asked by the judge why the FUCK (probably not the judge's actual words) he would do such a thing, he replied "Just because." Oh, okay. Seems legit. 

The "hobby tattooer" was sentenced to three and a half years in jail- which is cool, because, that's three and a half years that some poor person won't end up with a middle-school, bathroom-stall dick illustration permanently on their body. 

katievidan
From Tattoodo App
The coverup plan that dannyshoestar has mapped out.. coverup watercolor tattoofails
The coverup plan that #dannyshoestar has mapped out.. #coverup #watercolor #tattoofails

Recent from Stories

As for the poor recipient- things are looking up. Danny Shoestar, an ACTUAL tattooer hailing from Vienna, has offered to save the day with a brand new backpiece for the lady. As of now, the plan is to cover that travesty by blasting over it with a beautiful, black, inky woman with an abstract background to cover as much of that bullshit underneath as possible. From the plans we've seen, it's definitely a much better option. The cover-up is scheduled to go down this week and we can't wait to see how it turns out.

katievidan

@katievidan

Southern girl living in NYC. Interests include fried chicken, heavy metal & sleeping. Tattoodo Social Media + Writer. @tattoodo

Follow

More from Author

We Recommend

Recent Staff Picks