Listen, let me explain something to you. Get close. Closer. Closer. Good. Okay, I'm gonna level with you. I'm a chubby chaser, a bear chaser, a fur queen. Yeah, that's right. I love some meat on them bones. Your muffin top excites me. Your thick thighs and broad shoulders — mmm, mmm, mmm. I don't discriminate based off of size, shape, gender, or what-have-you.
So yeah, some delicious lookin' #BIGBOYPINUPS are my jam. My bread. My butter. They make me hungry, okay? Hungry for some man meat. Come, journey with me through some gorgeous Big Beautiful Boy Pin-ups.
I mean, seriously, is it hot in here? No? Just me?
How is it possible these are so cute and so sexy AT THE SAME TIME?