OMFG, such a cool Professor Chaos tattoo by Dane Grannon (Instagram @danegrannontattooer. Butters DaneGrannon newschool ProfessorChaos SouthPark

South Park Is Back! Rejoice With Tattoos & an Embarrassing Story

I love South Park and tattoos, and if you do, too, you could be the winner of an Okama Gamesphere.

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I've adored South Park since I was a foul-mouthed little boy. When I was 11, I even tricked my grandfather into taking me to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut at my hometown's movie theater on opening weekend. I said, "It's a fun children's show," and he believed me. While I attempted not to crack up at the construction paper profanity, he sat tight-lipped through the majority of it, until the character Stan had a hallucinatory conversation with a giant clitoris. Upon the talking sex organ blurting out, "Chicks dig confidence," my mild-mannered grandpa laughed his ass off. I'll never forget that special moment with him during my coming of age, and I owe it all to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

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What can I say other than thank you? Oh yeah, it's good to see your life-changing work in tattoos. MattStone SouthPark TerranceandPhillip TreyParker
What can I say other than thank you? Oh yeah, it's good to see your life-changing work in tattoos. #MattStone #SouthPark #TerranceandPhillip #TreyParker

"It's a fun children's show," I said.

And now, with that little anecdote out of the way, here are a bunch of fantastic South Park tattoos to kick off the new season.

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The gang out in their quiet mountain town. Tattoo by John Mazurek (Instagram @john_mazurek). aliens Butters Cartman JohnMazurek Kenny Kyle newschool ProfessorChaos SouthPark Stan theCoon Towelie
The gang out in their quiet mountain town. Tattoo by John Mazurek (Instagram @john_mazurek). #aliens #Butters #Cartman #JohnMazurek #Kenny #Kyle #newschool #ProfessorChaos #SouthPark #Stan #theCoon #Towelie

"Thank God we live in a quiet red-neck po-dunk white trash (kick ass) town."

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I though this was America, too, Randy. Nice touch with the cow, Sunni Muffinson (Instagram @sunnimuffinsontattoo). cow newschool Randy SouthPark SPPD SunniMuffinson
I though this was America, too, Randy. Nice touch with the cow, Sunni Muffinson (Instagram @sunnimuffinsontattoo). #cow #newschool #Randy #SouthPark #SPPD #SunniMuffinson

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"I'm a little bit country. And I'm a little bit rock and roll."

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A: Do you love fish sticks? B: Yeah. A: Well, then you're a gay fish. Tattoo by Rocky Hollywood (Instagram @rockytattoo). fishsticks gayfish Kanye newschool RockyHollywood SouthPark
A: Do you love fish sticks? B: Yeah. A: Well, then you're a gay fish. Tattoo by Rocky Hollywood (Instagram @rockytattoo). #fishsticks #gayfish #Kanye #newschool #RockyHollywood #SouthPark
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The spelling of the text here in this depiction of Officer Cartman by Kenny Tea (Instagram @kennyteatattoo) is grammatically correct. authoritah Cartman cop KennyTea newschool SouthPark
The spelling of the text here in this depiction of Officer Cartman by Kenny Tea (Instagram @kennyteatattoo) is grammatically correct. #authoritah #Cartman #cop #KennyTea #newschool #SouthPark

"Get your ass in jail."

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Jimmy, aka the funiest comedian ever. Real gangsters stutter. Artist unknown. Jimmy newschool Southpark thuglife
Jimmy, aka the funiest comedian ever. Real gangsters stutter. Artist unknown. #Jimmy #newschool #Southpark #thuglife

"Cripple fight!"

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I can't wait for the new video game in December. Take my money, South Park. Artist unknown. Mysterio newschool SouthPark theCoon
I can't wait for the new video game in December. Take my money, South Park. Artist unknown. #Mysterio #newschool #SouthPark #theCoon

"Who is the Coon?"

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Sure, I'll post more, just let me get high real quick. Towelie by Shane Copeland (Instagram @2kittenpawz). newschool ShaneCopeland SouthPark Towelie
Sure, I'll post more, just let me get high real quick. Towelie by Shane Copeland (Instagram @2kittenpawz). #newschool #ShaneCopeland #SouthPark #Towelie

"Always bring a towel..."

I hope you enjoyed this visit to the Plan-arium with these South Park tattoos as much as I did, and now, to quote my favorite character, "Screw you guys. I'm going home." 

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@Ross Howerton

Originally from Oklahoma. BA in literary studies from The New School. MFA in creative writing from New Mexico State University. English teacher, published poet, and writer for Tattoodo. I love art, books, movies, music, and video games.

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