South Park Is Back! Rejoice With Tattoos & an Embarrassing Story

I love South Park and tattoos, and if you do, too, you could be the winner of an Okama Gamesphere.

Powerton5 months ago in Funny

I've adored South Park since I was a foul-mouthed little boy. When I was 11, I even tricked my grandfather into taking me to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut at my hometown's movie theater on opening weekend. I said, "It's a fun children's show," and he believed me. While I attempted not to crack up at the construction paper profanity, he sat tight-lipped through the majority of it, until the character Stan had a hallucinatory conversation with a giant clitoris. Upon the talking sex organ blurting out, "Chicks dig confidence," my mild-mannered grandpa laughed his ass off. I'll never forget that special moment with him during my coming of age, and I owe it all to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
What can I say other than thank you? Oh yeah, it's good to see your life-changing work in tattoos. #MattStone #SouthPark #TerranceandPhillip #TreyParker
What can I say other than thank you? Oh yeah, it's good to see your life-changing work in tattoos. #MattStone #SouthPark #TerranceandPhillip #TreyParker
"It's a fun children's show," I said.

And now, with that little anecdote out of the way, here are a bunch of fantastic South Park tattoos to kick off the new season.

Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
The gang out in their quiet mountain town. Tattoo by John Mazurek (Instagram @john_mazurek). #aliens #Butters #Cartman #JohnMazurek #Kenny #Kyle #newschool #ProfessorChaos #SouthPark #Stan #theCoon #Towelie
The gang out in their quiet mountain town. Tattoo by John Mazurek (Instagram @john_mazurek). #aliens #Butters #Cartman #JohnMazurek #Kenny #Kyle #newschool #ProfessorChaos #SouthPark #Stan #theCoon #Towelie
"Thank God we live in a quiet red-neck po-dunk white trash (kick ass) town."
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
I though this was America, too, Randy. Nice touch with the cow, Sunni Muffinson (Instagram @sunnimuffinsontattoo). #cow #newschool #Randy #SouthPark #SPPD #SunniMuffinson
I though this was America, too, Randy. Nice touch with the cow, Sunni Muffinson (Instagram @sunnimuffinsontattoo). #cow #newschool #Randy #SouthPark #SPPD #SunniMuffinson
"I'm a little bit country. And I'm a little bit rock and roll."
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
A: Do you love fish sticks? B: Yeah. A: Well, then you're a gay fish. Tattoo by Rocky Hollywood (Instagram @rockytattoo). #fishsticks #gayfish #Kanye #newschool #RockyHollywood #SouthPark
A: Do you love fish sticks? B: Yeah. A: Well, then you're a gay fish. Tattoo by Rocky Hollywood (Instagram @rockytattoo). #fishsticks #gayfish #Kanye #newschool #RockyHollywood #SouthPark
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
The spelling of the text here in this depiction of Officer Cartman by Kenny Tea (Instagram @kennyteatattoo) is grammatically correct. #authoritah #Cartman #cop #KennyTea #newschool #SouthPark
The spelling of the text here in this depiction of Officer Cartman by Kenny Tea (Instagram @kennyteatattoo) is grammatically correct. #authoritah #Cartman #cop #KennyTea #newschool #SouthPark
"Get your ass in jail."
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
Jimmy, aka the funiest comedian ever. Real gangsters stutter. Artist unknown. #Jimmy #newschool #Southpark #thuglife
Jimmy, aka the funiest comedian ever. Real gangsters stutter. Artist unknown. #Jimmy #newschool #Southpark #thuglife
"Cripple fight!"
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
I can't wait for the new video game in December. Take my money, South Park. Artist unknown. #Mysterio #newschool #SouthPark #theCoon
I can't wait for the new video game in December. Take my money, South Park. Artist unknown. #Mysterio #newschool #SouthPark #theCoon
"Who is the Coon?"
Ross HowertonFrom Tattoodo App
Sure, I'll post more, just let me get high real quick. Towelie by Shane Copeland (Instagram @2kittenpawz). #newschool #ShaneCopeland #SouthPark #Towelie
Sure, I'll post more, just let me get high real quick. Towelie by Shane Copeland (Instagram @2kittenpawz). #newschool #ShaneCopeland #SouthPark #Towelie
"Always bring a towel..."

I hope you enjoyed this visit to the Plan-arium with these South Park tattoos as much as I did, and now, to quote my favorite character, "Screw you guys. I'm going home."