South Park Is Back! Rejoice With Tattoos & an Embarrassing Story

South Park Is Back! Rejoice With Tattoos & an Embarrassing Story

I love South Park and tattoos, and if you do, too, you could be the winner of an Okama Gamesphere.

I've adored South Park since I was a foul-mouthed little boy. When I was 11, I even tricked my grandfather into taking me to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut at my hometown's movie theater on opening weekend. I said, "It's a fun children's show," and he believed me. While I attempted not to crack up at the construction paper profanity, he sat tight-lipped through the majority of it, until the character Stan had a hallucinatory conversation with a giant clitoris. Upon the talking sex organ blurting out, "Chicks dig confidence," my mild-mannered grandpa laughed his ass off. I'll never forget that special moment with him during my coming of age, and I owe it all to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

What can I say other than thank you? Oh yeah, it's good to see your life-changing work in tattoos. #MattStone #SouthPark #TerranceandPhillip #TreyParker
"It's a fun children's show," I said.

And now, with that little anecdote out of the way, here are a bunch of fantastic South Park tattoos to kick off the new season.

The gang out in their quiet mountain town. Tattoo by John Mazurek (Instagram @john_mazurek). #aliens #Butters #Cartman #JohnMazurek #Kenny #Kyle #newschool #ProfessorChaos #SouthPark #Stan #theCoon #Towelie
"Thank God we live in a quiet red-neck po-dunk white trash (kick ass) town."
I though this was America, too, Randy. Nice touch with the cow, Sunni Muffinson (Instagram @sunnimuffinsontattoo). #cow #newschool #Randy #SouthPark #SPPD #SunniMuffinson
"I'm a little bit country. And I'm a little bit rock and roll."
"Get your ass in jail."
Jimmy, aka the funiest comedian ever. Real gangsters stutter. Artist unknown. #Jimmy #newschool #Southpark #thuglife
"Cripple fight!"
I can't wait for the new video game in December. Take my money, South Park. Artist unknown. #Mysterio #newschool #SouthPark #theCoon
"Who is the Coon?"
Sure, I'll post more, just let me get high real quick. Towelie by Shane Copeland (Instagram @2kittenpawz). #newschool #ShaneCopeland #SouthPark #Towelie
"Always bring a towel..."

I hope you enjoyed this visit to the Plan-arium with these South Park tattoos as much as I did, and now, to quote my favorite character, "Screw you guys. I'm going home." 

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