I've adored South Park since I was a foul-mouthed little boy. When I was 11, I even tricked my grandfather into taking me to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut at my hometown's movie theater on opening weekend. I said, "It's a fun children's show," and he believed me. While I attempted not to crack up at the construction paper profanity, he sat tight-lipped through the majority of it, until the character Stan had a hallucinatory conversation with a giant clitoris. Upon the talking sex organ blurting out, "Chicks dig confidence," my mild-mannered grandpa laughed his ass off. I'll never forget that special moment with him during my coming of age, and I owe it all to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
"It's a fun children's show," I said.
And now, with that little anecdote out of the way, here are a bunch of fantastic South Park tattoos to kick off the new season.
"Thank God we live in a quiet red-neck po-dunk white trash (kick ass) town."
"I'm a little bit country. And I'm a little bit rock and roll."
"Get your ass in jail."
"Who is the Coon?"
"Always bring a towel..."
I hope you enjoyed this visit to the Plan-arium with these South Park tattoos as much as I did, and now, to quote my favorite character, "Screw you guys. I'm going home."