Nachos are the ultimate snack. Just melt some cheese on a plate of chips and add literally whatever, and you’ve got yourself surefire deliciousness. Like all of the best things in life, nachos have some super radical tributes in the form of tattoos. So of course we’re going to seize upon the chance to take a dip into some nacho tattoos.
Last Saturday I took my girlfriend out to a nice Peruvian restaurant situated on the Delaware River. Nothing on the menu seemed quite suited to my tastes, so I ordered a plate of nachos. A plate of $20 nachos to be exact. And they were the worst fucking nachos I’ve ever had in my life. For one, there were like half a dozen actual tortilla chips on the plate, while elsewhere the toppings were resting upon a bed of sliced avocados and portabella mushroom strips. It was a true disgrace to nachos everywhere.
To quote the genius orator Beavis, “That’s not how you do it. You go to 7-11 and you get that little uh, that little paper thing, and then you scoop the chips in there, and then you, uh, squeeze out the orange stuff on it.”
I was so devastated by my overpriced plate of bullshit, that I knew my only recourse would be to take my ire and forge it into another quality Tattoodo article, one filled with images of tattoos of nachos – they way they should be.
Gathered here before you are some amazing nacho tattoos that all look way tastier than the culinary abortion I was forced to endure last weekend. The chips look so crisp, the cheese so gooey. Much respect to those who love nachos enough to get a tattoo in celebration.
Are you heading to the microwave to hook yourself up with nachos right now after checking out these nacho tattoos? I certainly am, but honestly, that’s a lot of what my days consist of.