Feast Your Eyes On The Sexiest Man Alive — Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

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Feast Your Eyes On The Sexiest Man Alive — Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

The former WWE Superstar turned movie star has claimed the title of "Sexiest Man Alive."

Look, if you don't like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, you can just fuck off. 


With that being said, I'm pleased to announce that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. It's a title well-fitting for a man who has been racking up the accolades lately. Just a few months ago, Forbes named him Hollywood's highest paid actor and the dude has a shit-ton of Instagram followers that he aims to inspire every day.


Not only that, but the dude is a WWE legend.

The Rock has been on the forefront of the public's mind for some time now. He's been in just about every movie possible and has a new, guaranteed smash-hit on his hands with Disney's Moana. The hype surrounding that film is astounding, and it has Disney's first heavily tattooed protagonist in their rich history of cinema. 


But back to The Rock. The dude is just a beast. If you've checked out his Instagram page, you'll know that the dude almost never sleeps, is constantly "clangin' and bangin'" weights at the gym at ungodly hours of the morning.


The point is — he deserves it.

He came up from the WWE and is one of their most successful cross-over stars ever. Probably the most successful dude to come out of that company in a long time. Hulk Hogan got into some sticky situations lately, so his legacy is tainted, and Dave Batista is just getting his film career started, so The Rock is untouchable at this point when it comes to stars who have come from the WWE.


People love him. People love him so much they get tattoos dedicated to him. He's just the man.

I mean, look how jacked he is. How can a human possibly be that enormous? I mean, I understand his diet is insane and the weight he puts up is out-of-this-world, and he may or may not use steroids now that he's out of WWE and isn't beholden to those standards, but that's beside the point. Look at these fucking veins!

And it's not just that he's jacked, but he can also pull off a suit like no other jacked dude can. John Cena is another WWE Superstar that is attempting a cross over into mainstream culture, but when he wears a suit, it looks ridiculous.


Just have a look at The Rock in a suit, and you'll see what class is. He's a don.

Get the fuck outta here, dude! That guy is the shit! Well deserving of the Sexiest Man Alive title. Well deserving of just about any positive accolade he can receive. Kudos to you, Rocky.


I smell what The Rock is cookin'.

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