This Guy Got 'Make America Great Again' Tattooed Around His Butthole

This Guy Got 'Make America Great Again' Tattooed Around His Butthole

We don’t even need to shit all over this tattoo – he’ll be doing it the rest of his life.

We all had a good chuckle in the Tattoodo office last Friday after learning that Abel Azcona got the phrase “Make America Great Again” tattooed around his anal opening. What is the next person that gives this dude a rimjob going to think? Will he also be building a wall around his ass to keep immigrants out of his US Anus?


It turns out, the piece is no joking matter. The recipient says he did it as an act of queer political art in opposition to Trump’s administration and policies. Azcona considers his repurposing of a fascist political slogan to be a subversive action that weaponizes his anus in the fight against tyranny. No, really.


Azcona is no stranger to controversy. Last year, he faced blasphemy charges for spelling out the word “pederast” in stolen communion wafers for an art exhibit.


If this butthole tattoo is truly art, we feel bad for every single artist in the world because art just peaked. Not since Piss Christ, essentially a crucifix in a jar of artist Andres Serrano’s urine, has art been so evocative and transformative. Azcona has created a new plateau in what is possible through art, likely unreachable by any future works. As far as we’re concerned, everyone else making art should just pack it in and get a real job like at Sbarro or something, because art is pretty much over after this.


Though the tattoo and the motives behind it are vexing, one thing is certain – America, at least the part stretching from Azcona’s butt-crack to his taint, is great once again. Actually, stop the presses, we have information coming in that Azcona is a Spanish citizen and does not reside in America. This means that Mr. Azcona’s asshole is sovereign Spanish soil.


America must really be in the shitter if foreign citizens are getting the president’s campaign slogan tattooed around their fartbox as an act of artistic protest. No Europeans got “Compassionate Conservatism” inked on their nether-regions when George W. Bush took office in 2001, and Europeans really fucking hated that dude.


At the end of the day, we don’t really understand what any of this means or what has been accomplished. But at least one thing is clear, our brave work here at Tattoodo has paved the way to a world in which serious news publications are writing about butthole tattoos.

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