Reverse Mermaid Tattoos for the Horny Sailor in All of Us

Reverse Mermaid Tattoos for the Horny Sailor in All of Us

The body of a fish resting atop the legs of an angel is an image we can all get down with

Do you ever think about how many old timey sailors must have jacked off while thinking about mermaids? It’s like you’re stuck in the middle of the ocean for months on end, there’s no way you're going to come across any regular trim, but maybe, just maybe, there’s a mermaid out there waiting to suck you off or something. That’s all well and good, but if you wanna get straight up laid, you better be praying for a reverse mermaid. We’ve gathered up some sweet reverse mermaid tattoos in order to pay respect all the horny mariners of yesteryear.

Either type of mermaid, regular or reverse, comes with a list of inherent pros and cons. Reverse mermaids are not known for being excellent conversationalists while regular mermaids can’t dance. Normal mermaids can shred a guitar but are awful at hacky sack. Reverse mermaids can walk up stairs but are always getting trash stuck in their gills.

What I think would really make the perfect creature is if you could somehow combine the upper half of a regular mermaid with the bottom half of a reverse mermaid. I don’t know exactly what you’d call such a thing, and I’ve Googled a number of terms that might describe what I’m talking about, but I’ve turned up empty handed.

Regardless of their shortcomings, reverse mermaids make for sweet tattoo fodder. We’ve got some killer reverse mermaid tattoos right here for you to feast your eyes on. Do what you want with them as your imagination runs wild…

Don’t these reverse mermaid tattoos make you wish you could go out and romance a mermaid, reverse other otherwise? Well, you can’t. The already dwindling population of the world’s mermaids was wiped out in the 1980s due to them always getting caught in tuna nets. For many years, big tuna turned a blind eye to all of this, and chunks of mermaid could be found in just about every brand of canned tuna imaginable.

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