Oh, this is getting MESSY!
If you've been living under a rock, you might not have heard about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's split. Well, I'm glad to see that you've made it out of your rocky prison, but I'm sad to inform you that yes, it's true. The couple is no more.
You may ask yourself, what about all of their children? Will they ever work together in a film again? What is this divorce going to be like?
Those are all valid points, but what you should be asking yourself is, "Wait. Didn't they get matching tattoos with the same ink or something? What is going to happen with that?!"
The story goes that Pitt and Jolie both got tattooed by Thai tattoo master, Ajarn Noo Kanpai. They used the same ink, which is a practice that apparently bonds a husband and wife spiritually.
Even worse news, Angelina is planning on having the tattoos that relate to Pitt removed to cleanse her body of negativity. Oh boy, this is going to be an EPIC break up.
A source close to Angelina told OK! Magazine, "Angie's tattoos are very symbolic for her. Sadly, not for the first time in her life, she's thinking of having the procedure reversed. She wants this done as soon as possible and insists the pain is worth it in order to erase any negativity surrounding Brad, who also has tattoos dedicated to her."
Damn. Sick burn on Brad. I wonder if he will respond in kind. DRAMMAAAAA!!!!