There is very little in this world that can be considered universal. Only our most base feelings and general physical makeup are found in almost every human being around the world. The only other thing that anthropologists agree on as being universally human are the special set of positive emotional reactions that can only be brought about by anthropomorphic bananas. There is not a single person in the world from the high-rise office buildings of Manhattan to the savannas of Africa that does not respond positively to imagery of bananas with arms, legs, and faces. Today we’re celebrating this amazing facet of what it means to be human with anthropomorphic banana tattoos.
Just take some twigs and jam them into the right parts of a banana, cut a face on it, and you’ve got yourself an anthropomorphic banana. Surely this would have crossed someone’s mind back then, and ever since, the world has been enjoying anthropomorphic bananas.
Didn’t those anthropomorphic banana tattoos put a huge grin on your face? It’s because you’re a human being. We hope you feel more connected to your fellow man through the reaction elicited by these tattoos.