Just when we thought we knew all the relevant tattoo nomenclature, we came across two words on Instagram that have forever changed our lives – ass blasters. “Ass blasters” is simply a fun way of saying “butt tattoos,” which is odd because saying “butt tattoos” is fun in and of itself. But now that we’ve found out about this hip lingo, we just needed to drop it in an article about a dozen times. Because at heart, we are 13 year old boys. So join us for a look at some rad butt tattoos. Excuse us, ass blasters.
Ass blasters sounds like a fun video game, and it’s sure as shit something you do not want to type into Google Image Search. At least not yet. It is practically our duty to take these words back and make them synonymous with tattoos rather than the sort of thing that turns up when you do search those words. We sure feel sorry for the folks that make Ass Blaster brand hot sauce, as there has got to be a lot of customer confusion going on when they get Googled.
Don’t all of these fantastic ass blasters just make you want to go out and get your own ass blasted? With tattoo ink, mind you, not in the other ways. We recommend tipping your artist heavily afterwards because they have to put their hands all over your butt and focus really hard on it, which is something that should be relegated to punishment for federal crimes.