“I’m sorry, sir or ma'am, but you did not sell a first press of the Offspring self-titled album.” So began the most punishing exchange in my history as a record flipper.
So, take heed of the words above. Strive to be more self-aware. No one likes a punisher in any form. Except this The Punisher fellow, he seems to have plenty of fans who yearn to have him permanently tattooed on their bodies.