Paradoxically, sometimes sleep can be exhausting. Sometimes your brain overworks itself in dreamland, or your body gets so used to doing nothing that it wants to cling to that status quo. But you’re an adult, with responsibilities. You can’t just lay in bed – the world demands your presence. The only possible salvation lies in the kitchen where there is a beautiful pot of coffee with your name on it. The absence of this beautiful sight can cause a terrible chain reaction that results in a very bad day. But luckily you set up your coffee the night before and now that pot of liquid energy is yours. For some of us, this is the best part of the day, and something to be heavily celebrated – in the form of coffee pot tattoos.
There’s no wrong way to make a pot of coffee. Well, except for the Keurig. That’s some extremely weak shit. We suggest upping your game, getting a French press, and ceasing to live as a philistine.
Don’t these coffee pot tattoos just make you want more coffee? What are you waiting for? It’s one of the most enjoyable addictions known to man.