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Conor McGregor's Most Notorious (And Hilarious) Insults

Conor McGregor's Most Notorious (And Hilarious) Insults

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UFC's most notorious smack-talker has had some hilarious digs.

Conor McGregor has gotten a lot of praise on Tattoodo for his dope tattoos. In fact, it's almost impossible to think about him without shaking your head at how badass that gorilla chestpiece is, and how only a man as badass as McGregor can really pull it off.

While on a UFC talk show, McGregor said to his rival at the time, Jose Aldo, "I am your daddy, I want you to sit on my lap." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

While on a UFC talk show, McGregor said to his rival at the time, Jose Aldo, "I am your daddy, I want you to sit on my lap."

"2015 was my year, 2016 is also my year, every year is my fucking year." McGregor stated before his fight against Rafael Dos Anjos. #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

"2015 was my year, 2016 is also my year, every year is my fucking year." McGregor stated before his fight against Rafael Dos Anjos.

On all fighters, "I'll change your bum life. You fight me, it's a celebration...you ring back home, you ring your wife, 'Baby, we done it, we're rich baby, Conor McGregor made us rich, break out the red panties.'" #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

"You ring your wife, 'Baby, we done it, we're rich baby, Conor McGregor made us rich, break out the red panties.'"

McGregor had a choice characterization of Dustin Porier, "I like the kid. He's a quiet little hillbilly from the back-ass of nowhere, you know? I've got nothing against the guy...I'm sure he grew up in a circus of a fair." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

McGregor on Dustin Porier, "I like the kid. He's a quiet little hillbilly from the back-ass of nowhere, you know?"

When speaking about Jose Aldo, McGregor is quoted as saying, "Fear has got a stench, and he's reeking of it." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

When speaking about Jose Aldo, McGregor is quoted as saying, "Fear has got a stench, and he's reeking of it."

Before his fight with Dustin Porier, McGregor said, "Dustin thinks it's all talk. But when he wakes up with his nose plastered on the other side of his face, he's gonna know it's not all talk." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

"Dustin thinks it's all talk. When he wakes up with his nose plastered on the other side of his face, he's gonna know it's not all talk."

On Dennis Siver, McGregor is quoted as saying, "He's a midget, German, steroid-head. That's my thoughts on him." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

On Dennis Siver, McGregor is quoted as saying, "He's a midget, German, steroid-head. That's my thoughts on him."

When speaking about WWE's "Face That Runs the Place," John Cena, McGregor had this to say, "He’s a big fat, 40-year-old failed Mr. Olympia motherfucker.” #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

When speaking about WWE's John Cena, McGregor had this to say, "He’s a big fat, 40-year-old failed Mr. Olympia motherfucker.”

During a staredown with Jose Aldo, McGregor kept asking to move closer because, "I want to smell his pussy." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

During a staredown with Jose Aldo, McGregor kept asking to move closer because, "I want to smell his pussy."

Before his fight with Chad Mendes, McGregor said in an interview, "I'm done talking, all I need is a body to show up, a sacrificial lamb to show up...and I will demolish them." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

"I'm done talking, all I need is a body to show up, a sacrificial lamb to show up...and I will demolish them."

McGregor's insults to Aldo were relentless,"He's petrified...So now I'm going to take the opposite approach, cuddle him, look after him, whisper sweet nothings, tell him its going to be alright and it will be over quick." #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

"He's petrified...So now I'm going to take the opposite approach, cuddle him, look after him, whisper sweet nothings."

On UFC liking finishes to their bouts, "This promotion wants finishes...that's what I'm looking for. These custom-made suits aren't cheap. This solid gold pocket watch, three people died making this watch, know what I mean?" #ConorMcGregor #UFC #MMA

On UFC liking finishes to their bouts, "This promotion wants finishes...that's what I'm looking for.
These custom-made suits aren't cheap. This solid gold pocket watch, three people died making this watch, know what I mean?"

Damn. Those are some heavy and funny-ass verbal jabs. Honestly though, I'd much rather take a verbal lashing from McGregor than a real one.


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