By Clem Huntington
Then ya got the competitive drive. I reckon that works on two levels, ‘cause of racecars and motivation. Basically, the point I’ma gettin’ to in roundybout way is that this is a sport for true athletes. Breaks my heart there’s no Olympic car racin’. Probly on account of all those backwards Eur-ope-eans used to doin’ all they drivin’ on the wrong sides a they roads. Now, I reckon y’all are thinkin’ “Clem, what about F1 racing?” Welp, open wheel cars are a disgrace to God’s creation. Those high and mighty Europe-folk, what with their socialized medicine and all, they should stick to racin’ bicycles. And gettin’ their asses whooped by an American at it.
These NASCAR tattoos is sweet as hell. Hope y’all liked my article, I’m cookin’ up another good one about bass fishin’ for ya’ll soon. Thanks for readin’, just gotta say RIP Dale One, a-hope heaven is one big left turn.