Getting stoned and walking around in nature is probably my absolute favorite past time. Sometimes, I prefer to be alone, but most other times I’d rather be with my friends. Walking around aimlessly while high can be a tough sell, so in the spirit of compromise, I’ve played several hundred rounds of disc golf in my life. In honor of this secret shame, let’s roll out the disc golf tattoos.
I’m not going to lie, I’ve never seen anyone at a frisbee golf course that I wanted to be friends with. The stereotypical disc golfer is a total bro in a fitted baseball cap, cargo shorts, sandals, probably shirtless, crushing can after can of Coors Light. Sadly, stereotypes exist for a reason, and I’ve seen this archetype of a human countless times while throwing disc.
If these disc golf tattoos don’t make you want to grab some discs and start throwing them at metal baskets, perhaps nothing will. But if a friend with some good drugs ever invites you out to the disc golf course, give it a second thought.