Get At These Cereal Tattoos Before They Go Soggy

Thanks to the magic of cartoon advertising, most of us here at Tattoodo spent our youth rotting our teeth with sugary cereals. Our young brains got absolutely hammered by ads featuring lovable cartoon characters trying to entice us into bugging our parents for the hottest cereals of the day. Some of us were able to put down the spoon as we got older, but some of us have never been able to shake the monkey of sugary grains from our backs. To commemorate these lifelong addictions, we’ve got some sweet cereal tattoos for your viewing pleasure.

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If we had to wager a guess, we think that it’s highly likely that most Americans can identify more pictures of cereal mascots than they could portraits of presidents. Close your eyes and try to picture John Adams. Now close your eyes and try to picture Count Chocula. Which image is more clear in your mind’s eye?

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You notice how there aren’t any Special K or Fiber one offerings among these cereal tattoos? That’s because no one gives a shit about healthy cereal. It’s not to be celebrated. This is because cereal tattoos are reserved for a celebration of teeth-rotting goodness, not regular bowel movements.