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HAIL, CORPORATE: Dunking Ink For Dunkin’ Donuts Tattoos

HAIL, CORPORATE: Dunking Ink For Dunkin’ Donuts Tattoos

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Hot or iced, black or with cream — glorifying Dunkin’ Donuts in tattoos.

What makes this country so great? Is it our freedom and liberty? Is it that we are truly a melting pot of hundreds of cultures from all over the world? Could it be that everyone has a chance at the American dream? No! It’s cheap delicious coffee, seemingly available on every block, peddled directly into our gullets by the wise, benevolent corporate overlords at Dunkin’ Donuts.

Let’s face it, America runs on Dunkin’. You could make the argument that
America runs on exploiting the labors of the lower classes at home and
abroad, but we’re not buying it. It’s that sweet, delicious brown
liquid, piping hot and made your way. Hail, Dunkin!


Servo Jefferson
Written byServo Jefferson

servo is a writer based in the tri-state area, though he is unsure what the third state actually is. when not writing about tattoos, servo runs a small record label, goes on countless tours and adventures, and enjoys putting together Japanese model kits of robots. the texture of Styrofoam makes him want to vomit.

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