Summer movie season is right around the corner, and we couldn’t be more excited. It’s a magical time of year, when giant Hollywood studios unleash pure unadulterated entertainment upon the popcorn-gobbling masses. Usually, we don’t like to get our hopes up too high in regards to the quality of any summer’s particular offerings of mindless theater entertainment, but we’re making an exception for the highly-anticipated release of Alien: Covenant..
(Author’s note: while we could have brought the two terribly disappointing Aliens Vs Predator movies into this discussion, we didn’t because they suck so bad that no one in their right mind would consider them canon. We are trying our best to forget they even exist. Editor’s Note: But the comics were pretty fucking rad.)