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It's a Free Tattoo, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

It's a Free Tattoo, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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The quick answer? Everything. Need more detail? How about infections, scarring, disease, and some terrible art? Don't fall for this trap.

Part of working here at Tattoodo is keeping your finger on the pulse of that tattoo industry. How do we do that, you ask? Through an intense web of contacts developed over the period of decades, deep journalistic sleuthing... and a Google News bulletin for the word "tattoo."

Honestly, this is a best case scenario for you. Gross. (Via IG - suckytattoos) #funny #tattoo #tattoodonts

I'm looking for volunteers to let me tattoo them.
Sounds good so far... 

Limitless tats per customer...
And we have our first major red flag! Being offered a free tattoo is one thing, being offered an infinite number of free tattoos is quite another thing indeed...

Let's go get a free tattoo! Sound good? Have you even been reading this article? Nothing good is waiting for you down those stairs. (Photo by Charlie Connell) #tattoo #funny

Look, we understand that the idea of a free tattoo is tempting. Hell, we almost replied to the ad just to see what exactly was going on with it. But then we remembered that non-sterile needles are gross, unlicensed tattooing is irresponsible, and a tattoo isn't free if you have to cover it up/remove it because it's so heinous. 

Charlie Connell
Written byCharlie Connell

Likes: writing, baseball, dumplings, American Traditional tattoos, punk rock. Dislikes: kale, things that look like kale and words that rhyme with kale. Managing Editor @tattoodo

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