
No One Will Ever Love You As Much As Netflix Loves You

Written byServo Jefferson
Netflix tattoos are the only proper tribute to our new gods of entertainment
If you’re anything like us, you hate being off the couch and out in the real world more than anything. Thankfully, civilization is doing a great job of letting us devolve into couch-locked beings who don’t have to ever deal with the burden of other people. And perhaps none have been as instrumental into helping us make this leap forward than the kind beings behind Netflix.
Now that these sweet tattoos of have been presented to you in such an archaic fashion, why not get with the rest of your kind, plop down on the couch, imbibe six to eight hours of nonstop quality entertainment, and forget about everything else. Nothing else is real. Netflix is your one true reality now.