CookiesThis site uses cookies to offer you a better browsing experience. Read our privacy policy to learn more
Parrot Man Admits to Spending Pension Money on Tattoos and Body Mods

Parrot Man Admits to Spending Pension Money on Tattoos and Body Mods

Ted Richards, aka Parrot Man, is trying to turn himself into a parrot and he revealed how he's paying for it all. Polly wanna Pension Plan!

Ted Richards, a man from Bristol, England, has decided that his life's purpose is to look like his favorite bird, the parrot. The 57-year-old has had his eyes tattooed, installed horns on his head (newsflash, parrots don't have horns), and cut his ears off, all in an effort to turn himself into a parrot.

"I’ve come right out of my shell," Richards explained to the anchors, "since I’ve been doing all this, I’ve been talking to a lot more people."

Ted Parrotman, the man who wants to become a parrot. #Parrotman #TedRichards #TedParrotman #Parrot

Kudos to Ted Parrotman for expressing himself the way he wants. If he feels good doing it, more power to him. I hope he finally realizes his dream one day of becoming a parrot and can even fly. 


Joe
Written byJoe

I'm Joe. I'm a comedian and writer from Baltimore. Follow me on Twitter @joewelkie

Find tattoo artists and tattoo shops in top cities