Editor's Note: A couple of months ago this story of animal cruelty was making headlines. While the story is no longer newsworthy, the takeaway is the same — don't tattoo your fucking pet.
But wait, this pathetic excuse for a human actually makes things worse once he opens his stupid fucking mouth. “Of course, I feel sorry for tattooing her, because it’s not something she wants,” he says in the video. How can you feel sorry for the cat, you’re the dickhead putting it in the situation! This is simply insane. There’s a real simple cure for your guilt, buddy, just don’t tattoo the cat. Problem solved.
If you really need to make a fashion statement with your pet, make it wear a hat. Or a sweater. Or those silly little galoshes. Don’t give it a tattoo. That’s not just hurting the animal’s dignity, it’s abuse. We shouldn’t have to tell you this, but thanks to this asshat’s actions we need to shout it out. DO. NOT. TATTOO. YOUR. PET.