I do a lot of walking. It might just be my favorite thing to do. There’s a deep sort of joy that comes from the forward motion, the old one foot in front of the other. I’m a simple man that enjoys the simple pleasures of the world. As such, I only need one pair of shoes. And for the past 20-something years, it’s always been a pair of Vans.
These Vans tattoos are totally off the wall, and I hope you enjoyed them. But the real reason I’m writing this article is that I go through a lot of pairs of sneakers. And I always loyally buy another. But I’m tired of always shelling out for them. It is my sincere hopes that someone at Vans will see this love letter to their quality shoes and decide to hook me up with some free sneakers. I wear a size 13. Thanks so much.