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Ralph Wiggum Tattoos that Taste Like Burning

Ralph Wiggum Tattoos that Taste Like Burning

Tattoo Ideas2 min Read

"Me a tattoo? That's unpossible!" No, Ralphie dear, it is possible. There are many tattoos of the loveable dolt from The Simpsons.

For Nerds By Nerds is the column where we look back at some of our favorite nerdy obsessions — comics, Magic cards, video games, b-movies, and so much more. Today we turn our attention back to The Simpsons, specifically paying homage to Chief Wiggum's special little boy, Ralphie. 

While he is not a smart boy — and let's be clear, he is not — Ralphie's spirit is unbreakable. He faces adversity and pain with pluck, a goofy smile, and a will to just keep going. Even when his heart is obliterated by Lisa, on national TV no less, it is just a small blip on the radar for Clancy's resilient son. That's noble and worth admiration. If you are looking for a favorite character on The Simpsons and you choo-choo-choose Ralphie, we certainly wouldn't blame you.

So, there you have it, our tribute to the secretly brilliant Ralphie Wiggum. Here's some free advice for those of you getting a Ralph Wiggum tattoo of your own — if it starts bleeding it means that you're picking it too much. Or not enough. 

Charlie Connell
Written byCharlie Connell

Likes: writing, baseball, dumplings, American Traditional tattoos, punk rock. Dislikes: kale, things that look like kale and words that rhyme with kale. Managing Editor @tattoodo

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