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Sorting Hat Tattoos Will Choose the Course of the Rest of Your Life

Sorting Hat Tattoos Will Choose the Course of the Rest of Your Life

Tattoo Ideas2 min Read

Harry Potter week rages on like a wildfire or an outbreak of the clap with these Sorting Hat tattoos

Welcome to Tattoodo's Harry Potter Week! We kicked things off by sorting all of our employees into houses, which went about as poorly as expected. Then we shined the spotlight on Harry himself, and then hit up the pure nightmare fuel that is the Dementors. We even questioned the ethics of owning a house elf. Be sure to check back all week for a slew of Hogwarts-centric tattoos.

Probably not. Anyway, back to this hat. The Sorting Hat decides which dorm you’re in, I think. It will tell you that you’re Huffleclaw or Ravenpuff or spending the year in off-campus housing because there’s not enough money to fix the dorms from the ‘80s even though the school is paying the football coach 3 million dollars a year.

Aren’t these Sorting Hat tattoos just the type of bullshit that makes you want to try to engage me at a party about some books I was too old to get into when they came out? So, dear reader, do you think the Sorting Hat is ever wrong?

Servo Jefferson
Written byServo Jefferson

servo is a writer based in the tri-state area, though he is unsure what the third state actually is. when not writing about tattoos, servo runs a small record label, goes on countless tours and adventures, and enjoys putting together Japanese model kits of robots. the texture of Styrofoam makes him want to vomit.

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