Welcome to Tattoodo's Harry Potter Week! We kicked things off by sorting all of our employees into houses, which went about as poorly as expected. Then we shined the spotlight on Harry himself, and then hit up the pure nightmare fuel that is the Dementors. We even questioned the ethics of owning a house elf. Be sure to check back all week for a slew of Hogwarts-centric tattoos.
Probably not. Anyway, back to this hat. The Sorting Hat decides which dorm you’re in, I think. It will tell you that you’re Huffleclaw or Ravenpuff or spending the year in off-campus housing because there’s not enough money to fix the dorms from the ‘80s even though the school is paying the football coach 3 million dollars a year.
Aren’t these Sorting Hat tattoos just the type of bullshit that makes you want to try to engage me at a party about some books I was too old to get into when they came out? So, dear reader, do you think the Sorting Hat is ever wrong?