Well, today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for — it’s the first day of spring! This means winter is finally over, and we can finally get out and enjoy some sun. It’s time to kick back, watch the flowers grow, and get our collective pale ass to the beach. Wait, it snowed again this weekend and it’s still in the mid 40s? Fuck.
Don’t these tattoos help take your mind off the beautiful weather you’re currently being denied? That is unless you’re part of our large Brazilian readership, in which case I hate you for no other reason than your country’s superior climate and policy regarding harboring clones of Hitler.