The world is a super depressing place full of tragedy at every turn. You’re going to spend your life miserable as you slowly watch everything and everyone you love decay and turn to shit. It never really surprises us when we hear about suicides, there’s nothing noble about sticking out the misery. But what if we told you there was another way out of the darkness? We here at Tattoodo are proud to announce we have found a singular cure for all of the world’s sad feelings – tattoos of bears wearing hats.
Depression is a harsh mistress with whom we are all overly acquainted with. There is just too much sadness in the world today for any of us to adequately process. For example, statistically speaking, while you’ve taken the time to read this article, a small handful of children in Africa have been hacked to death with machetes. We live in a time of ISIS beheadings, suicide bombings, child soldiers, people being killed for their sexual orientation, slavery, increasingly unnecessary prequels to Alien, institutionalized racism, melting icecaps, animal cruelty, and Donald Trump.
Don’t these tattoos of bears wearing hats just make you want to live? There’s a whole world out there that’s brighter and happier than all of your little bubble of misery, and these bears (with a big assist from these hats) are here to open your eyes to better possibilities. So please, live happily. It is what these bears wearing hats would want you to do.