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True Love Between Pets and Owners Shown by Playground Tattoo

True Love Between Pets and Owners Shown by Playground Tattoo

Funny4 min Read

And also the story of how my cat tried to ruin my life.

There’s no telling why we put up with the insane amount of shit we are dealt by our animals, both literally and figuratively. We love them unconditionally, feed them endlessly, and scoop their poop humbly, and yet, 99% of the time they (ok, cats) can’t be bothered. So instead of throwing them out on the doorstep, suitcase in hand, shaking our collective fists in the air, and telling them to get a damn job, like any normal, sane parent would do, we opt instead to get them tattooed on us. C’est la vie.

And so it was...

Schnauzer by Playground Tattoo (via IG-playground_tat2) #simple #basic #pet #petportrait #playgroundtattoo

There was once a girl who lived in the gleaming shit hole of Los Angeles, California. She was new to the area, and besides the few acquaintances she had made at work, spent the vast majority of her time alone. She needed a friend, someone she could hang out with and not be annoyed by spending endless amounts of time with them for hours on end, someone she could cuddle at the end of a long day, and tell her problems to. Unfortunately, lacking any sort of social graces or potential dating prospects, she decided that a cat would fit this bill, so off she went in search for the perfect feline companion. 

The two became fast friends, and bonded over a mutual love of food, snuggles, and falling asleep to the sound of the few remaining original characters being eaten alive in The Walking Dead. It was true love. A few months after the adoption, it was time for the girl to venture home for a few days for Christmas. Knowing she couldn’t bring the smol kit kat with her, she arranged to have him well fed and taken care of in her absence. This was mistake number one. 

Look at this pupper's tongue by Playground Tattoo (via IG-playground_tat2) #simple #basic #pet #petportrait #playgroundtattoo

TOGETHER FUREVER.

At this point, the smol kit kat knew that he had to dish out some very serious consequences for leaving him alone. He had to teach her that leaving him alone for even an hour at a time was not an option. She had adopted him, and they were in this for the long haul. Never again would they be separated, and she needed to fully understand this. TOGETHER FUREVER. *heavy breathing*

Growing rather weary of having to clean up the smol kit kat’s not so smol poops, the girl thought it prudent to remind him where the litter box was, you know, in case during the two days she was gone he somehow suffered severe memory loss of where the bathroom was. Kitchen? Nope. Litterbox? Nope. Mom’s brand new sheets? YAS. IS WHERE POOP GOES. A+

"I’ll show her."

Evil Cat, Probably Planning World Domination by Playground Tattoo (via IG-playground_tat2) #simple #basic #pet #petportrait #playgroundtattoo

After a long day of traveling, the girl was tired, and decided it was time to go to bed. It was at this point that the smol kit kat knew he had her right where he wanted her. “This,” he thought, “will be the icing on the cake. Never again will I have to suffer through a day by myself. I’ll show her.” 

Smol Fluffy Pupper by Playground Tattoo (via IG-playground_tat2) #simple #basic #pet #petportrait #playgroundtattoo

And that is the story of how I became a prisoner to my cat.

Smol Pupper, Probably Not Planning World Domination by Playground Tattoo (via IG-playground_tat2) #simple #basic #pet #petportrait #playgroundtattoo

And that is the story of how I became a prisoner to my cat.


Alex Wikoff
Written byAlex Wikoff

Staff Writer at Tattoodo. I have a three legged cat that drools.

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