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Wake Up To the Jarring Sounds of These Alarm Clock Tattoos

Wake Up To the Jarring Sounds of These Alarm Clock Tattoos

Tattoo Ideas2 min Read

Alarm clocks have always been and will always be one of the worst things to ever exist

If there’s one thing I hate in this wretched world above all other things it’s gotta be waking up. Sleep is where I am a viking, among other things, and to be torn from it is an awful experience that I have to have again and again like my own personal fucked up version of Groundhog’s Day. The alarm clock is the bane of my existence. For reasons I can’t even begin to grasp some people are so into my mortal enemy that they adorn their bodies with alarm clock tattoos. Let’s take a look at the skin of some of these totally fucked in the head people.

Now, I don’t want to go on a rant here, but god damn it if this isn’t the most disrespected I’ve ever felt in a relationship. What would happen if I weren’t around? Would the alarms eventually wake her up? She sets multiple alarms a day as a back-up plan, and on the occasion the first one wakes her up, she’ll usually go about her morning and leave her phone in the bedroom until the next alarm wakes me up for no fucking reason whatsoever. I need my sleep to be on the top of my game in this 100 mile an hour tattoo journalism racket.

Don’t these alarm clock tattoos just make you never want to wake me up again, Lauren? Huh!? Don’t they!? Show me the fucking respect I deserve. Once again, I am a tattoo journalist. I’m entitled to it.

Servo Jefferson
Written byServo Jefferson

servo is a writer based in the tri-state area, though he is unsure what the third state actually is. when not writing about tattoos, servo runs a small record label, goes on countless tours and adventures, and enjoys putting together Japanese model kits of robots. the texture of Styrofoam makes him want to vomit.

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