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Why You Should Absolutely Get F*ckin' Jacked Before You Get a Tattoo

Why You Should Absolutely Get F*ckin' Jacked Before You Get a Tattoo

Funny3 min Read

Getting fit is dope and having a tattoo when you're fit is dope.

Hey there! Are you tired of being a scrawny little twerp? Tired of looking in the mirror and not seeing the awesomeness that you think you deserve to be? Tired of getting pushed around and bullied? Well, you've come to the right place because ol' Sloppy Joe here has the cure for those insecurities and fears about your body.

A tattooed guy lifting weights. #weightlifting #muscles #muscularman

I think we all can agree that tattoos look super sweet. You are literally adding pieces of art to your body and compared to the price of a painting on a canvas, it's relatively cheap. It's something that lasts permanently and can add character and personality to your skin.

The benefits of getting in shape before getting a tattoo are innumerable. #Muscle #Muscular #ripped

Let's just have a gander at some of the health benefits of going all savage and lifting heavy shit at the gym. 

Tattoos can accentuate your physique. #muscles #Physique #StomachTattoo

But the benefits of lifting don't just extend to your health. Aesthetically, it's just a better look according to most of society. Don't let those "dad bod" promoting dorks prevent you from gymming it up hardcore.

Getting fit can benefit how your tattoos look. #Muscle #Muscles #ChestTattoo

You just don't know what kind of complications can arise when you are getting your tattoo before you have the revelation that you want to have abs. Sure, there are parts of your body that are relatively immune to much change, like your forearms and upper chest, but when you're making giant shifts in your physique, it's best to hold off on getting your ink. Think of it as a reward for getting into shape.

Written byJoe

I'm Joe. I'm a comedian and writer from Baltimore. Follow me on Twitter @joewelkie

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