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Why You Should Get a Tattoo on Your Dick

Why You Should Get a Tattoo on Your Dick

Funny4 min Read

If you are on the fence about getting some ink on your wang, I say go for it.

Everyone wants to leave behind a legacy. People want to be remembered for the things they've done, the history they've left behind, and how their actions can shape the future. There are multiple ways that people can do this. They can become a famous musician/actor/artist, they can invent something that changes the world, they can write a book. There are numerous ways that people can leave behind a legacy.

Justin Bieber grabbing his crotch. #JustinBieber #Crotch #CrotchGrab

Now before you go all crazy, hear me out. I know that getting a dick tattoo can sound a little extreme, and the pain that might go along with it seems like it would be unbearable, but if you're looking to leave a lasting impression on someone, there is no better or easier way to accomplish this than by getting a dick tattoo.

Marshawn Lynch, Hold mah diiiickkk. #Crotch #CrotchGrab #MarshawnLynch

1. It shows that you're tough.

Chris Brown holding his wang. #Crotch #CrotchGrab #ChrisBrown

So if you want an easy way to make a lasting impression on people, I highly recommend getting a dick tattoo. It may hurt temporarily, but the legacy you will leave behind is inarguable.

Written byJoe

I'm Joe. I'm a comedian and writer from Baltimore. Follow me on Twitter @joewelkie

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