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Ass Blasters For the Masses of Tattooed Asses

Ass Blasters For the Masses of Tattooed Asses
Tattoo Ideas2 min Read

We giggle like school girls at two words, take a look at some butt tattoos, and see things that cannot be unseen

Just when we thought we knew all the relevant tattoo nomenclature, we came across two words on Instagram that have forever changed our lives – ass blasters. “Ass blasters” is simply a fun way of saying “butt tattoos,” which is odd because saying “butt tattoos” is fun in and of itself. But now that we’ve found out about this hip lingo, we just needed to drop it in an article about a dozen times. Because at heart, we are 13 year old boys. So join us for a look at some rad butt tattoos. Excuse us, ass blasters.

Sick eagle ass blaster by Eric Brunning (via IG -- erbruntattoos) #EricBrunning #eagle #assblaster #butttattoo
Now that's a blasted ass! (via IG -- ob305_lac) #assblaster #butttattoo
Cute lil taco ass blaster by Lindsay Cadillac (via IG -- dudubrat) #LindsayCadillac #taco #assblaster #butttattoo
Sweet weedy ass blaster (via IG -- back40tattoo) #weed #pot #420 #assblaster #butttattoo

Ass blasters sounds like a fun video game, and it’s sure as shit something you do not want to type into Google Image Search. At least not yet. It is practically our duty to take these words back and make them synonymous with tattoos rather than the sort of thing that turns up when you do search those words. We sure feel sorry for the folks that make Ass Blaster brand hot sauce, as there has got to be a lot of customer confusion going on when they get Googled.

Amazing Hellraiser ass blaster by Gary Parisi (via IG -- garyparisi) # garyparisi #hellraiser #assblaster #butttattoo
Gummi De Milo ass blaster by Sara Eve (via IG -- saraevetattoo) #saraeve #simpsons #assblaster #butttattoo
Mr Poopy Butthole ass blaster by Brian Meier (via IG -- brazenheartstattoo) #BrianMeier #mrpoopybutthole #rickandmorty #assblaster #butttattoo
This RATT ass blaster is everything that's right with the world. By Chuck House (via IG -- chuckhouseholder) #chuckhouse #ratt #assblaster #butttattoo

Don’t all of these fantastic ass blasters just make you want to go out and get your own ass blasted? With tattoo ink, mind you, not in the other ways. We recommend tipping your artist heavily afterwards because they have to put their hands all over your butt and focus really hard on it, which is something that should be relegated to punishment for federal crimes.

Servo Jefferson
Written byServo Jefferson

servo is a writer based in the tri-state area, though he is unsure what the third state actually is. when not writing about tattoos, servo runs a small record label, goes on countless tours and adventures, and enjoys putting together Japanese model kits of robots. the texture of Styrofoam makes him want to vomit.